A farmers lad phones his boss and says "I've hit a pig with the 4x4, it's still alive but stuck in the bullbars". The boss says, get the shotgun, shoot the effing pig and get back to work". The lad replies, "OK boss, but what do I do with his speed camera"?
With apologies to anybody who may be vaguely offended....
Bit non pc
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RE: Bit non pc
Vaguely??, LOLWith apologies to anybody who may be vaguely offended....
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RE: Bit non pc
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