ROFLMAOmarmite wrote:as the chav in his cav found out tonight
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Yeah just getting my head around this Kiddie talk at the momentRSVI wrote:Simon/Marmite's a bit slow on the ROTF crap
Bit like his car
Just got in from fixing my Mini! taking her out for a blast in the morning and need to make a coolant adjustment....put some in and replace the top house......No DRC issue on that!!....Running Koni Adjusts and Hi-Lows on her handles like a go-kart...NEED MORE POWER>>>NEED MORE POWER
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My ESP light has been flashing at me all week for some reasonGardinerG wrote:Bit like his carMeeow!
I'm still trying to get to grips with driving my old beastie (no, not my Mrs!). I keep find myself having to brake stupidly hard and fight to keep it going in a straigh line. Hmm maybe I should be a little more gentle with the loud pedal. NOT A CHANCE.
I wondered why my fuel tank emptied so quick..ESP light must have been warning me I was using too much fuel and flashed to say take it easy maybe...
I want a MILTEK, I just checked my paypal acc marmtesmiltekexhaustcharity@noexcuse.com and no money has gone in for some reason....I feel a charity bike ride coming on for this then
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ROFLMAOGardinerG wrote:My ESP light has been flashing at me all week for some reasonand I was wondering what that flashy thingy was on my dash, quite distracting really. I wondered if it meant something like "Are you Bl00dy Stupid speed" or "Engage Suicidal Program" . Hmmm.
I have now put some black tape over mine so I can't see it flashing bad design really I think
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Na Idiots guide to stop it from flashing.GardinerG wrote:I have now put some black tape over mine so I can't see it flashing bad design really I thinkIs that what they call a performance mod?
I have actualy been asked in the past to remove an airbag warning light bulb before when I guy had a Airbag fault and didn't want it repaired
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ESP Light should be cause for cheers of celebration
Turned mine off last weekend in the wet, rather interesting results with a touch of oversteer
Turned mine off last weekend in the wet, rather interesting results with a touch of oversteer
Present:...
Lotus Evora GT410 Sport, Caterham 420R, CCM Spitfire, VW T2 Bay Window 1976
Past:
DB11 AMR, 992, 991.2, Yamaha MT01, 640d Gran Coupe, 635d Coupe, RS6 C5, Audi TT 225 Coupe, Astra with wind up windows, Citroen ZX, Rover 213, yes behold, a Rover 213... Renault 5
Lotus Evora GT410 Sport, Caterham 420R, CCM Spitfire, VW T2 Bay Window 1976
Past:
DB11 AMR, 992, 991.2, Yamaha MT01, 640d Gran Coupe, 635d Coupe, RS6 C5, Audi TT 225 Coupe, Astra with wind up windows, Citroen ZX, Rover 213, yes behold, a Rover 213... Renault 5
What a doorknob.I have actualy been asked in the past to remove an airbag warning light bulb before when I guy had a Airbag fault and didn't want it repaired
I haven't had the courage(stupidity??) to turn off my ESP.... yet. That sideways manoeuvre towards some cars gave me pause for thought. (Stupidity comment was aimed at myself, not you guys!)
Are you running 275 tyres Steve or stock?
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