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Post by S4TAN » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:33 pm

oh and throttle body adaption is where S4TAN got the rubber pants thingy to adapt to his little ass..and he stuck the MAP sensor in his crack to measure boost after a nite on the curry and guinness... when he bends over your,ll see his DV's swingin just by his Y pipe...

:jump: yep - that's about the size of it.....! :nodder: Have you been spying on me woody..?
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Post by david7m » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:44 pm

s4woody wrote:oh and throttle body adaption is where S4TAN got the rubber pants thingy to adapt to his little ass..and he stuck the MAP sensor in his crack to measure boost after a nite on the curry and guinness... :assflash: when he bends over your,ll see his DV's swingin just by his Y pipe... :bigblink:
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Post by s4woody » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:24 pm

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Post by quattrosteph » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:26 pm

Very charming Simon!!!! :jump:
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Post by shineydave » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:42 pm

Don't close your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by S4TAN » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:19 am

Woody's just pissed 'cos when he put on the rubber pants his knob didn't touch the sides of the MAP sensor hole......... :assflash: :lol: :nodder:
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Post by shineydave » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:27 am

i hope he's not going to contaminate the engine by re-fitting it, it might get preggers and he'll have loads of little V6's to look after
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Post by S4TAN » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:33 am

i hope he's not going to contaminate the engine by re-fitting it, it might get preggers and he'll have loads of little V6's to look after
He'll certainly have to clean out his throttle body then......
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Post by Alps » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:48 am

I don't think I want to clean my throttle body no more, after all this kinda talk :shock:
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Post by s4woody » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:28 pm

ha ha... your rite S4TAN it didnt touch the sides..i couldn,t get it through the bloody hole..it no fun being hung like a horse..wooo down boy.. :smile_smoking:
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Post by S4TAN » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:38 pm

it no fun being hung like a horse
Would that be an Action Man horse woody? :lol:

Anyway - hurry up and fit your FMIC then sell me your RS4 I/C's dammit!!!!! :twisted:
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Post by CliveH » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:23 am

Great banter here guys... :thumbs: :lol:
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Post by david7m » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:16 am

CliveH wrote:Great banter here guys... :thumbs: :lol:
I know, I started it of quite innocently with how well my car is going after TB clean and alignment, and before you know, we have banter about small pants and been hung like a horse Image

(just what the site needs - advise and banter IMO)

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Post by shineydave » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:25 pm

and been hung like a horse
come on guys, we know they're all average.................................................well except for mine!!!!!!!!!
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Post by S4TAN » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:00 pm

come on guys, we know they're all average.................................................well except for mine!!!!!!!!!
And mine.........
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