Joke: Two women were playing golf....

Off topic chat
Post Reply
User avatar
derdle
Cruising
Posts: 2690
Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2005 10:24 am
Location: Hertford

Joke: Two women were playing golf....

Post by derdle » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:01 am

Two women were playing golf.

One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground. and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obviously in agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,

'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'
RS4 in the only colour to have - Misano Red | MRC Remap | RS6+ brakes | H&R and Custom Performance Parts suspension |
Huge Grin :biggrin3: If you dont "do it now" you never will.

Post Reply

Return to “Off Topic Chat”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 89 guests