S4TAN ... An apology.

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S4TAN ... An apology.

Post by S4TAN » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:27 pm

It has been brought to my attention that a topic I posted recently (entitled "WTF?") seems to have offended at least 4, possibly even 5 whole people who felt soooooo strongly about the nature of the post that they felt utterly compelled to complain to the moderators, and thusly the thread was removed.

The topic in question contained references to a m*n getting b*mmed by a h*rse - it even went as far as to contain a link to a Wikipedia article (Oh yes! Wikipedia: the DEVILS own web resource!) on said subject.

Obviously I now realise the error of my ways - posting links to a Wikipedia article about a m*n getting b*mmed by a h*rse constitutes totally unacceptable behaviour on a web forum populated by such delicate and humourless souls - especially in the Off Topic section! (Whatever was I thinking of!?)

To the 4, possibly even 5, pious and self-righteous persons to whom my post caused offence - please accept my unreserved, and most sincere, apology.

I urge you to continue monitoring my posts, and, should any further references to a m*n getting b*mmed by a h*rse arise, please DO NOT hesitate to register your righteous indignation to the crew (that is of course if you can tear yourself away from writing letters of complaint to TV stations about programmes that caused you 'offense', or didn't find 'funny', but forced yourself to watch in their entirety nonetheless - I mean, after all, your criteria of what constitutes good taste and humour is the RIGHT one)

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RE: S4TAN ... An apology.

Post by JonnyX » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:59 pm

<father ted>Now, THATS sarcasm </father ted>

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Post by JonnyX » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:07 pm

Oh, in future, can you please refer to m*n b*mming by a horse as 'interspecies erotica'
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Post by Dom81 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:13 pm

I found it to be a most disturbing article

Had I known when you said it involved a "m*n getting b*mmed by a h*rse" that you actually meant a "ma* getting bum*ed by a ho*se" then I'd have steered well clear...
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Post by derdle » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:15 pm

Make that 6..I was mortally offended. I've had endless sessions of counselling - I'll have the sell the RS4 to pay the bills.. My life is in ruins.
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Post by ZeroK66 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:26 pm

Sorry I missed the post... what was that link again? :D
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Post by Andiroo » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:33 pm

Liking your avatar there Julian :D

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RE: S4TAN ... An apology.

Post by GardinerG » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:38 pm

Who knows, maybe the reason they were so disturbed was because it made them have thoughts they shouldn't have... :lol: 'interspecies erotica' indeed

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Post by Dom81 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:50 pm

ZeroK66 wrote:Sorry I missed the post... what was that link again? :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/m*ngettingb*mmedbyah*rse
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Post by S4TAN » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:49 pm

Glad to see there are still some people around here with a "healthy and mature" sense of humour!
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Post by Ads4 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:24 pm

What is the world coming to? I was going to complain too, but only because you hadn't included the link to the video as well...... :bash:
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Post by derdle » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:29 pm

included the link to the video
A link to the video...gosh..even more trauma!
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Post by S4TAN » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:37 pm

Oh no - please shhhhhh ... you'll get me in trouble!! Literally several people may complain again! We don't want to be bringing up all that "m*n being b*mmed by a h*rse" business ..... <beep>, I've said it again! Damn me!
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Post by GardinerG » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:48 pm

Please stop, i can't take it... I'm going to explode.. 8)

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Post by derdle » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:53 pm

I'm going to explode
Like the "m*n being b*mmed by a h*rse" did?
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