AAAARGGHH! ... MY EYES!!

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Post by S4TAN » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:46 pm

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MODIFIED-AUDI-A4_ ... dZViewItem

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Post by Harper--D » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:48 pm

OMFG, what a tit!
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Post by h8cak » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:55 pm

What a c*nt! I live about 4 miles from this car. Shall i burn it? :FIREdevil:
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Post by lemond » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:19 pm

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I think the first numbers refer to the wireless system that is fitted. I wager this is some sort of non standard fitment that modern youth can 'jive' and get 'hep'!

Its actually a stomach turner.... The only direction my head would turn would be into the gutter whilst I puke violently.

I'm afraid that the 'test' that this chap has failed is not just his driving test.

I may be getting old, but does this type of 'styling' pull the girls?...... or does it attract strange men who enjoy 'cottaging' and other male bonding activities? :bash: :dung: :thumbsdown:
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Post by BRETTCOLLINS » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:22 pm

Looks like the A4 has ram raided Halfords... LOL
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Post by rolskii » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:26 pm

What a muppett - just shows hows <beep> they can be made ....
Including the go faster pedals .......... :jump:
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Post by s4woody » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:42 pm

i reckon he's took the steering wheel airbag and is using it as a parachute..what a cock...
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Post by S4TAN » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:05 pm

Including the go faster pedals ..........
The pedals increase power by eleventy billion percent. I have vag-com evidence .... :lol: so <beep> off.
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Post by Philws4 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:13 pm

What a surprise there are no bidders!! :ban: :knob:
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Post by spen » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:21 am

I think someone in a swish design office somewhere in Germany has just died of a broken heart. I usually defend the right of people to do what they want but fine principals have to end somewhere. That is *just horrific* and can in no way be condoned. Utterly rank example from the lax power generation...
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Post by rolskii » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:56 am

S4TAN wrote:
Including the go faster pedals ..........
The pedals increase power by eleventy billion percent. I have vag-com evidence .... :lol: so f*ck off.
sorry am I missing something ..... :assflash: ..... there not EXACTLY the same as yrs are they ....... :biggrin2: :<beep>_you: :biggrin2:
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Post by rikrose » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:48 am

rolskii wrote:
S4TAN wrote: The pedals increase power by eleventy billion percent. I have vag-com evidence ....
sorry am I missing something
Yeah. S4TAN doesn't have vag-com. :lol:
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Post by 2001S4ICS » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:55 am

EEhhh nothing a little bondo cant fix hahah
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Post by rolskii » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:30 am

rikrose wrote:
rolskii wrote:
S4TAN wrote: The pedals increase power by eleventy billion percent. I have vag-com evidence ....
sorry am I missing something
Yeah. S4TAN doesn't have vag-com. :lol:
I know that coz he uses mine ..... :roll: ---- get with the program dudes.... chav buttons under yr toes .... :jump:
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Post by JDB » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:40 am

What a complete (unt.
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