Here's the AI summary (It helped me fix it in minutes, not days!!):
I've got a little side project to refresh the site, something that I only tend to do every few years because it's a massive undertaking. This time round, I'm going to invest that time into making it easier to maintain. One change that is likely to come in will be annual subscriptions; it'll help pay the bills, it'll reduce the number of spam accounts to almost zero, and it'll buy me a beerThe server suffered a Kernel/IPC lock-up on January 14th. This was likely triggered by a combination of a bot attack and a failed SSL session cache lock. Because the system was waiting for a resource it couldn't get, it stayed in a "Zombie" state until a manual reboot was performed.
The mismatched SSL certificates were a "side effect" of that crash (an interrupted write), which prevented Apache from starting back up after the reboot. You've successfully fixed the certificates, cleared the blocks, and "tuned" the kernel to be tougher against future attacks.
What do you think would be a fair annual subscription?