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Funniest line from a film.

Post by chunky79 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:12 pm

Right people, thought I'd try to liven the site mood up a little. .
What's your favourite/ funniest line from a film. Mine has to be " fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?" From See no evil , Hear no evil.
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by Shoppinit » Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:05 pm

Funniest line ever:

"He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now piss off!"
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by doodlebug » Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:29 pm

Shoppinit wrote:Funniest line ever:

"He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now piss off!"
Seconded.
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by MikeFish » Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:12 pm

doodlebug wrote:
Shoppinit wrote:Funniest line ever:

"He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now piss off!"
Seconded.
There's so many to choose from in that film I wouldn'r even know where to start...
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by Golfather » Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:07 am

A few from Stir Crazy:

"A hundred and twenty five years... I'll be a hundred and sixty one when I get out!"

"Yea, that's right! That's right! We bad!"
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by adsgreen » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:23 am

"When life hands you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls"
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by Rw@@dy » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:57 pm

"Check out the butt on that! Yeah, he must workout! "
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by KernowPete » Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:08 pm

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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by Weiß-sechs » Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:28 pm

"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by MikeFish » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:02 pm

Carrying on with the Carry On theme:

"personally I've got sore misgivings"
"You ought to put some talcum poweder on them".

And the whole 'ALL ASSES MUST BE SHOWN' scene.

'He's gone for a 'P'"
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by KernowPete » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:18 pm

MikeFish wrote:
doodlebug wrote:
Shoppinit wrote:Funniest line ever:

"He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now piss off!"
Seconded.
There's so many to choose from in that film I wouldn'r even know where to start...
Yep, how about the whole 'Biggus Dickus' scene??

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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by RIV » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:22 pm

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s038-6PTmb8
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by RIV » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:28 pm

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HlYsIrusMB4
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by RIV » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:41 pm

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4zPEEtYHzKo
Last one
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Re: Funniest line from a film.

Post by Weiß-sechs » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:46 am

MikeFish wrote:Carrying on with the Carry On theme:

"personally I've got sore misgivings"
"You ought to put some talcum poweder on them".

And the whole 'ALL ASSES MUST BE SHOWN' scene.

'He's gone for a 'P'"
&
"That'll be a pound"
Great classic comedy :jump: (but I was referring to the Mel Brookes interpretation in the superb send up "Young Frankenstein" :notworthy: )
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