Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

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Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by mavada » Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:43 pm

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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by Shoppinit » Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:50 pm

Wow, Lucy has done a great job there. Really done her research to post on the right forum to reach British RS6 owners.

And that text... well, who could resist such an exciting proposition. Hold on, she doesn't say one single thing about what they want the car for. Only what they don't want it for.

If I were her boss, she'd be fired. Of course it's the TV industry... probably her boss is as lazy as she is.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by bam_bam » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:13 pm

...and she's really, really good at smoking his pole.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by armyair » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:16 pm

I've just shown it to a friend of mine who is a BBC cameraman and he concurs that the industry is lazy.

What they will do with it maybe missing as it involves a stunt driver and a good thrashing!

We've just looked up North One production company and it produces 5th Gear!
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by mavada » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:21 pm

armyair wrote:I've just shown it to a friend of mine who is a BBC cameraman and he concurs that the industry is lazy.

What they will do with it maybe missing as it involves a stunt driver and a good thrashing!
...what do they want the car for if the stunt driver is trashing Lucy?
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by armyair » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:24 pm

mavada wrote:
armyair wrote:I've just shown it to a friend of mine who is a BBC cameraman and he concurs that the industry is lazy.

What they will do with it maybe missing as it involves a stunt driver and a good thrashing!
...what do they want the car for if the stunt driver is trashing Lucy?
:lol: Maybe they need to use the folding rear seat boot space? Or the bonnet!
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by Mr Footlong » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:09 pm

armyair wrote:We've just looked up North One production company and it produces 5th Gear!
I'd still stick one up VBH's butt.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by amanda1 » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:47 pm

Mr Footlong wrote:
armyair wrote:We've just looked up North One production company and it produces 5th Gear!
I'd still stick one up VBH's butt.

We know you would!!!! :bash:
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by bam_bam » Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:29 pm

Mr Footlong wrote:
armyair wrote:We've just looked up North One production company and it produces 5th Gear!
I'd still stick one up VBH's butt.
I'd love to record the noises coming out of her front-end that happens, except, there's a risk of seeing your ugly head at her rear-end. I'd still risk it.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by armyair » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:23 pm

Sorry to ruin the fantasy but its not VBH on this particular shoot.

Substituting the particular presenter into this scenario would make me vomit I'm afraid.
Not my cup of tea but then it maybe someone's fantasy. :lol:
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by sulli » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:38 pm

Shame it's not the better looking saloon they want, I have a quick one already in Cov that I could show them. Although no <beep> stunt driver would be going anywhere near it.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by bam_bam » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:40 pm

Hmmmm, VBH getting cornholed by Mr. Footlong while Mr. Air is vomiting, I reckon I could still stay hard for that scene. Then again, Chunky's mum is the best fluffer in the business.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by ahoooga » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:46 pm

Sulli wrote:Shame it's not the better looking saloon they want, I have a quick one already in Cov that I could show them. Although no <beep> stunt driver would be going anywhere near it.
Although a stunt driver HAS driven it and takes pictures at 40mph :wink:

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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by Maximo » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:44 am

bam_bam wrote:Hmmmm, VBH getting cornholed by Mr. Footlong while Mr. Air is vomiting, I reckon I could still stay hard for that scene. Then again, Chunky's mum is the best fluffer in the business.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by chunky79 » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:00 pm

Maximo wrote:
bam_bam wrote:Hmmmm, VBH getting cornholed by Mr. Footlong while Mr. Air is vomiting, I reckon I could still stay hard for that scene. Then again, Chunky's mum is the best fluffer in the business.
Quality..... :D

Quality??? I only see at as being rude, very rude. I am the best fluffer!
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