Alternative to '6 for track days

[bam_bam]

Congrats on the successful sprog drop. I have a witnessed deal that I made with madam. She absolutely cannot stand vomit but I have no problems with it. However, I have zero interest in dirty nappies so I will be dealing with all the puke and she will be dealing with all the nappy changes. Witnessed or not, I don't see her sticking to her side of the deal......

Funny... Dirty nappies doesn't bother me but I get right fucked off when I get puked on.

My boy is now a week old, I too now share this view. I've got the nappy change down to a perfect science, it's a pitstop.
Vomit is unpredictable, it's a bad day from there on. I'm set on inventing a head nappy.

[Mr Footlong]

Hmm, perhaps this will change for me than but the idea of cleaning away someone else's toxic green sludge doody from all over parts of them doesn't do it for me at all.

When I was a baby/toddler, my totally inept father was given the task of looking after me for a couple of hours. He stuck me in my cot or whatever after doing a really bad job of changing my nappy. I dropped a load, went digging for brown gold, then proceeded to paint the walls of the room with it and give myself a little face/body paint too. Suffice to say that dad was never left the tack of looking after me ever again.

[adsgreen]

Nappies are easy - gets better when their diet stabilises and goes from sludge to logs.

Head nappy! Genius! I like that.
The bit I hate is that no matter how you arrange the muslin/cloth sprog *always* finds the gap and you end up looking you've been spunked over by an elephant.

[gingertoss]

Footers, I reckon your old man was smart doing that. Never having to look after my 2 again would mean more time for driving/mountain biking.

[Shoppinit]

Vomit is unpredictable, it's a bad day from there on. I'm set on inventing a head nappy.

FYI, plastics bags? No good.

[Nobby]

My daughter is 11 months old now and I wasn't looking forward to the nappies/pukes, but its amazing how quickly you change and now I couldn't give a monkeys. I tend to change her a quick as possible, no hanging around. Changing someone elses kids nappies - no feckin way! I'd rather lick my own ass.

P.S Projectile vomiting is a really special moment too. It just keeps coming!

[Shoppinit]

Fixed:

My daughter is 11 months old now and I wasn't looking forward to the nappies/pukes, but its amazing how quickly you change the life is sucked out of you and you lose the will to live

[Mr Footlong]

Sweet, another succesful thread derailment. My work here is done /doffs cap

[bam_bam]

Sweet, another succesful thread derailment. My work here is done /doffs cap

*ahem*

This...

How many times do we have to say this? Rulemotherfucken1.

Bottle feed time???? How is the young man?

...Is where it went off topic.

We can't blame Chunk, however, I honestly think this thread went OT due to flagrant disregard of the rules. Seriously people, everyone knows the rules, should we start breaking fingers or just go straight to kneecapping? Footers, break out the 26kg kettlebell will ya...

[Mr Footlong]

Funny you should say that, I have a pair of 26kg kettlebells on the way to me this week to use alongside the Bowflex 1090 Dumbells I just upgraded to from the old 552 ones. Fascinating I know..... Taking so many pills currently that I reckon I am due for a roid filled episode shortly like I had once in my teens . I am more of an arm breaker than kneecapper myself, done a couple of poor fellows on the rugby pitch over the years.

[bam_bam]

Funny you should say that, I have a pair of 26kg kettlebells on the way to me this week to use alongside the Bowflex 1090 Dumbells I just upgraded to from the old 552 ones. Fascinating I know..... Taking so many pills currently that I reckon I am due for a roid filled episode shortly like I had once in my teens . I am more of an arm breaker than kneecapper myself, done a couple of poor fellows on the rugby pitch over the years.

Always take out the legs. Don't matter how big they are, take out the legs and they can't go anywhere, leaving you to take your sweet time. A man with a broken arm can still walk into a police station and tell them where the other shallow graves are.

Other tips:
- Always dig two holes per victim, there's always one witness and getting caught while digging a second hole usually means a third victim/witness and the prospect of being seen digging a third hole... and we all know where that leads, yes, more victims and even more holes. Vicious circle.
- Always dig the holes prior to body disposal.
- Try to bring your victims in close proximity to your prepared holes BEFORE they meet their maker. It's much easier to coerce a live victim than it is to carry a lifeless corpse. It's slightly less suspicious too.
- Never keep souvenirs.
- Cash is king.

[Shoppinit]

You'll make a wonderful father.

Dexter much?

[bam_bam]

Yes. 7 series is out in September, it's not my favourite TV series but we're 'devoted'.

[Shoppinit]

I've seen up to six. Started out strong, but then floundered a bit, I thought. Like you, watch it because we're devoted.

Try Southland. Brilliant. And Breaking bad. Genius.

[bam_bam]

Yeah, BB is very cool. I'll look into Southland. My fav TV series of alltime is Deadwood, brilliant.