Bad day
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Re: Bad day
An un-provoked attack upon the driver, any decent Barrister would quash that.
Obviously they were Milltek fanboyz, disappointed by the lack of exhaust razzing. The numpties got what they deserved if you ask me, I would rather do 24 Hours Nürburgring now, than risk putting up with that sort of behaviour around Le Mans, I mean piss filled water pistols...come on. Seriously!?!? Hopefully the sudden fall to the floor caused their balls to drop.
Obviously they were Milltek fanboyz, disappointed by the lack of exhaust razzing. The numpties got what they deserved if you ask me, I would rather do 24 Hours Nürburgring now, than risk putting up with that sort of behaviour around Le Mans, I mean piss filled water pistols...come on. Seriously!?!? Hopefully the sudden fall to the floor caused their balls to drop.
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Bad day
It's not the barrister's job to quash!
Given the French are hard on drivers for minor speeding offences, which I've been on the end of, the outcome was lucky.
The Houx tossers are easily avoided. I certainly wouldn't let it put me off the best motor race in the world.
Given the French are hard on drivers for minor speeding offences, which I've been on the end of, the outcome was lucky.
The Houx tossers are easily avoided. I certainly wouldn't let it put me off the best motor race in the world.
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Re: Bad day
doodlebug wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:30 pmIt's not the barrister's job to quash!
Given the French are hard on drivers for minor speeding offences, which I've been on the end of, the outcome was lucky.
The Houx tossers are easily avoided. I certainly wouldn't let it put me off the best motor race in the world.
Most certainly is their Job, just not their decision.
As for best race in the world, don't think so. You have Bathurst and Isle of Man TT, both of those you can watch from start to finish and are more exciting, who pays to go watch diesels race? Truck racing is more fun, if you love the DERVs.
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Re: Bad day
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Re: Bad day
To the corner young Edward



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Re: Bad day
As repeated. I didnt see the second german as the first german was splayed over the bonnet therefore blocking my view. The aim was to dislodge the younger of the spidey fans with a short shove and that would have got him free of the car, He must be a proper clown to stand in that road outside houx anyway, unless he was also about to stand in my way or also jump on the bonnet?? The 4 gendarmes who came to speak to me agreed it was no fault but their own fault to be standing in the road and jumping on someones bonnet.
There were cars behind and reverse was not an option as most cars want to just get through that road anyway. The police had actually closed that road off on friday night to limit the traffic right down to only those with campsite tickets to houx, houx annexe and eppinettes so it was a much reduced scene than usual, you couldnt get from technoparc side so you had no choice to go through that section but even less people still filled with ever more exited and immature individuals.
The police commented would they have done that in Germany? Not likely, i imagine knowing how straight they can be ! And i visit the ring twice a year min and lemans 24 for years and never seen this <beep> Anyway whats done is done. Im left with a dented bonnet. Hes probably got a few broken teeth and a busted nose a set of 2 week raybans.
Life goes on ..... bet he'll be stood on the kerb with his water pistol next year though?
If grandad would have been alive he'd be proper chuffed. He hated the germans cos they bombed his chippy!
There were cars behind and reverse was not an option as most cars want to just get through that road anyway. The police had actually closed that road off on friday night to limit the traffic right down to only those with campsite tickets to houx, houx annexe and eppinettes so it was a much reduced scene than usual, you couldnt get from technoparc side so you had no choice to go through that section but even less people still filled with ever more exited and immature individuals.
The police commented would they have done that in Germany? Not likely, i imagine knowing how straight they can be ! And i visit the ring twice a year min and lemans 24 for years and never seen this <beep> Anyway whats done is done. Im left with a dented bonnet. Hes probably got a few broken teeth and a busted nose a set of 2 week raybans.
Life goes on ..... bet he'll be stood on the kerb with his water pistol next year though?
If grandad would have been alive he'd be proper chuffed. He hated the germans cos they bombed his chippy!
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Yes, granted the Diesel jibe was an old one.
Surprised you could take in the lowly GTE end of the field, what with Porsche leading for an outright win. GTE was hardly a race though, it was just TV entertainment at the end, to see if they could catch a stricken car. Overall 3rd place got disqualified for cutting holes in the bodywork for quick access to dodgy starter motor, was all a bit periphery to good racing if you ask me.
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Re: Bad day
Like your thinking!
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Re: Bad day
"There were cars behind and reverse was not an option as most cars want to just get through that road anyway."Cook wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:02 pmAs repeated. I didnt see the second german as the first german was splayed over the bonnet therefore blocking my view. The aim was to dislodge the younger of the spidey fans with a short shove and that would have got him free of the car, He must be a proper clown to stand in that road outside houx anyway, unless he was also about to stand in my way or also jump on the bonnet?? The 4 gendarmes who came to speak to me agreed it was no fault but their own fault to be standing in the road and jumping on someones bonnet.
There were cars behind and reverse was not an option as most cars want to just get through that road anyway. The police had actually closed that road off on friday night to limit the traffic right down to only those with campsite tickets to houx, houx annexe and eppinettes so it was a much reduced scene than usual, you couldnt get from technoparc side so you had no choice to go through that section but even less people still filled with ever more exited and immature individuals.
The police commented would they have done that in Germany? Not likely, i imagine knowing how straight they can be ! And i visit the ring twice a year min and lemans 24 for years and never seen this <beep> Anyway whats done is done. Im left with a dented bonnet. Hes probably got a few broken teeth and a busted nose a set of 2 week raybans.
Life goes on ..... bet he'll be stood on the kerb with his water pistol next year though?
If grandad would have been alive he'd be proper chuffed. He hated the germans cos they bombed his chippy!
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Re: Bad day
IMO, someone's on your bonnet without your consent, you can do what the feck you want! Act like a c-unit, get treated like one. If he gets injured in the process, tough <beep>, these knobs have to learn. Same as if someone's broken into your house, they get what they deserve. Too many do-gooders in this world have meant these knobs get away with doing what they want.
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Re: Bad day
Too right Chunk!
Too many do gooders on here for me!
<beep> with my car or my family and il see red...simples.
Too many do gooders on here for me!
<beep> with my car or my family and il see red...simples.
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Re: Bad day
You'll see the red of your @rsehole as it's being pumped in your cell!
Re: Bad day
If Chunk ever gets put into jail for vehicular assault, I'll be mailing his cell mate boxes of hardcore gay porn and lubricant with sand in it.
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Bathurst for the win. Except there's been an alcohol restriction for many years now, 24 cans per person per day (or 4 litres of wine) over the three day event. How did petrolheads get around it? They rambled up the mountain months before the race weekend and buried slabs of beer. Fucken shackle draggers, once a convict...
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