Layer Cake RS6?

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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by chunky79 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:44 am

Eddie555 wrote:Would you 2 have preferred that I called you a pair of retarded mother mocking "mates"? Or a pair of racist nazi barsteward's?
Not mocked your mother Eddie, but you have mocked mine.
So yes, racist Nazi barstewards will be an upgrade from <beep>.
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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:17 pm

chunky79 wrote:
Eddie555 wrote:Would you 2 have preferred that I called you a pair of retarded mother mocking "mates"? Or a pair of racist nazi barsteward's?
Not mocked your mother Eddie, but you have mocked mine.
So yes, racist Nazi barstewards will be an upgrade from <beep>.

Pmsl. You shouldn't be so sensitive. Calm down my dear. Have a 15 minute tea break and a kit Kat.
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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by chunky79 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:39 pm

Kit Kat was enjoyed, but, how was I being sensitive Ed?
I was just stating fact ref the mother situation, and also saying that me being called a racist Nazi barsteward is an upgrade from me being called a <beep>.
Kit Kat was the chunky version!
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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:52 pm

chunky79 wrote:Kit Kat was enjoyed,
Kit Kat was the chinky version! Made in China
That's more like it.
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2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Shoppinit » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:04 pm

哈哈
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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by MikeFish » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:22 pm

What did Shop say Eddie? Is he cussing your mum?

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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by MikeFish » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:23 pm

Eddie555 wrote:
chunky79 wrote:Kit Kat was enjoyed,
Kit Kat was the chinky version! Made in China
That's more like it.
FYI kit Kat means something different in South london.

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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:44 pm

Shoppinit wrote:哈哈
Haha. You vely funny guy. It's fried rice you plick!
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2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:45 pm

MikeFish wrote:
Eddie555 wrote:
chunky79 wrote:Kit Kat was enjoyed,
Kit Kat was the chinky version! Made in China
That's more like it.
FYI kit Kat means something different in South london.
Mike you lost me at kit. I'm a brummie through and through.
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Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

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RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:46 pm

MikeFish wrote:What did Shop say Eddie? Is he cussing your mum?
Google is your friend. Haha
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2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by MikeFish » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:19 pm

Eddie555 wrote:
MikeFish wrote:
FYI kit Kat means something different in South london.
Mike you lost me at kit. I'm a brummie through and through.
Eddie, a kit kit is when you pleasure someone with your 4 fingers.

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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:28 pm

MikeFish wrote:
Eddie555 wrote:
MikeFish wrote:
FYI kit Kat means something different in South london.
Mike you lost me at kit. I'm a brummie through and through.
Eddie, a kit kit is when you pleasure someone with your 4 fingers.
Oohhhhh. That's got to be a big old fanny hole if it needs 4 fingers.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Shoppinit » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:30 pm

You obviously haven't met Chunk's mum.
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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by MikeFish » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:41 pm

If a kit Kat is too big then you can have a twix.

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Re: Layer Cake RS6?

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:41 pm

Shoppinit wrote:You obviously haven't met Chunk's mum.
Obviously NOT. But I hear great things about her. Her fat lardy arse son must be so proud. And bam is so obsessed with her that he's chasing her to Oz this week.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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