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Re: All shook up lol

Post by Jon_J » Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:36 pm

R-S-4 wrote: But again i appologise to you all, but reading between the lines bam - bam you are indeed being an ass, and i can assure you on my kids life if we meet we would have nothing to talk about as it wouldn't be talking i would be doing ok.
Really??? Not sure this is the way to gain friends and subsequently advice.

I know sometimes it can be annoying when you ask (what you deem to be) a sensible question and you then get 5 or so stupid answers before you get the actual answer but it's part of being on a forum. If you don't like it don't be pet of it. Let's face it, the question you have asked you could have answered by spending 10 seconds on google anyway.

Violence or threats of violence are completely unnecessary.

Very silly.


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Re: All shook up lol

Post by chunky79 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:57 pm

You're all ghey. I just want to see pics of the cosworths. If we're going in to how much we can lift, I can bench press eddies woman on and off my face with ease.
Right ladies, beat that!!
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by Ian_C » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:09 pm

Its Friday. Time for the Friday thread
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by R-S-4 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:15 pm

chunky79 wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:57 pm
You're all ghey. I just want to see pics of the cosworths. If we're going in to how much we can lift, I can bench press eddies woman on and off my face with ease.
Right ladies, beat that!!
LOL excellent
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:27 pm

chunky79 wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:57 pm
You're all ghey. I just want to see pics of the cosworths. If we're going in to how much we can lift, I can bench press eddies woman on and off my face with ease.
Right ladies, beat that!!
Fcuk off. Could you hell lift my fat triple chin biatch off the settee. If she sat on your face you'd wanna be calling 999 cause you'd suffocate in between her cling-on encrusted ass cheeks.
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by bam_bam » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:40 pm

Eddie555 wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:27 pm
chunky79 wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:57 pm
You're all ghey. I just want to see pics of the cosworths. If we're going in to how much we can lift, I can bench press eddies woman on and off my face with ease.
Right ladies, beat that!!
Fcuk off. Could you hell lift my fat triple chin biatch off the settee. If she sat on your face you'd wanna be calling 999 cause you'd suffocate in between her cling-on encrusted ass cheeks.
Challenge accepted.
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by FaisalJ » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:47 pm

All this yapping, yet rule 1 has still not been complied with.
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by Jon_J » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:56 pm

FaisalJ wrote:All this yapping, yet rule 1 has still not been complied with.
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:01 pm

Lift this mofo.
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2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by bam_bam » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:41 pm

Fcuk that sh1t in half.
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:57 pm

What I don't understand is why some people would take offence to our humour and not just get on with a bit of fun. Life's too short for all the serious " I wanna fight the world" kinda stuff.

OP. If you haven't signed up with your age then I suggest you do so and come and have a browse through the " Friday Thread" you'll soon see that we're not a load of "dickheads" but just a bunch of guys just having a giggle from time to time
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RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: All shook up lol

Post by chunky79 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:42 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:40 pm
Eddie555 wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:27 pm
chunky79 wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:57 pm
You're all ghey. I just want to see pics of the cosworths. If we're going in to how much we can lift, I can bench press eddies woman on and off my face with ease.
Right ladies, beat that!!
Fcuk off. Could you hell lift my fat triple chin biatch off the settee. If she sat on your face you'd wanna be calling 999 cause you'd suffocate in between her cling-on encrusted ass cheeks.
Challenge accepted.
Don't waste your time, been there done that, still alive. What I haven't told Eddie is, his bedroom curtains are feckin hideous.
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Re: All shook up lol

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:16 pm

You're right there Chunk. Laura Ashley curtains are nasty. Not my choice. Take it up with fatso next time you're round.
Current ride’s
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Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

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SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: All shook up lol

Post by chunky79 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:27 pm

I take it out on the curtains themselves, I just clean little chunky on them.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Re: All shook up lol

Post by tanoga » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:21 pm

RS04YOB wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:47 am
R-S-4 wrote:
Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:14 pm
ok not sure whats going on here, as a new owner i just came here to ask for advice and get pointed in the right direction, as a builder if anyone asks me for help or advice i happily give it, so on the assumption some of you have an issue with me then firstly why bother reading my posts and secondly i would so love those of you who have an issue to meet me face to face.

If this isnt a site to ask for help and advice then whats the point in the site in the first place ? i am pretty sure you all have had to ask something at some point on this site and been helped by others, yes i ask alot of questions WHY? because ive been a bmw man for many years and can tell you anything you want to know regards m3's, but rs4 no, and the only way to learn is to ask, why some of you have an issue with that is beyond me but its cool, maybe those of you who are half decent will advise as you do often and those who dont like my posts go read someone elses,

brave when not face to face eh? what i love is if only you knew me you wouldn't be so fuking cocky
Unfortunately that the forum all over now
Agree with that and one of the reasons I spend more time posting on SRS rather then here.

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