Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by ahoooga » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:08 pm

lololol

Off topic by the 3rd post :bowdown:

This could be a bigger selling story than the Harry Potter series at this rate :jump_clap:

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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by bam_bam » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:18 pm

chunky79 wrote:How come you were in a whiskey bar? Didn't think they sold woo woo's in there?
They don't but I'm very partial to a rusty nail and this place makes the best.
Forget me though, aren't you more worried about your mum buying drinks for the guy that tore you asunder? Something is afoot, Chunk. I'd call foul play!

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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by chunky79 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:28 pm

I'm too stupid to realise when I'm defeated. You thought I would have stopped when my farts stopped making noises.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by bam_bam » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:34 pm

From what I've posted, I can understand why your farts don't make noises.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by chunky79 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:38 pm

Slack anuuuuuuuus. Sometimes makes a clapping noise.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by bam_bam » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:46 pm

Golf clap or Bond villain slow clap?
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by chunky79 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:49 pm

Wind sock in a hurricane kind of clap!
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by Shoppinit » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:38 pm

I take it back. Maybe Lucy *did* do her research, took one look through the posts here and scurried off to that other forum while shuddering and feeling like she needs a shower.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by bam_bam » Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:14 am

^does that mean we're back on-topic?
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by chunky79 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:46 am

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by mavada » Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:28 am

...so no more flute playing through the xnus?
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by armyair » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:00 pm

Shoppinit wrote:I take it back. Maybe Lucy *did* do her research, took one look through the posts here and scurried off to that other forum while shuddering and feeling like she needs a shower.
I'll ask her when I see her. I wouldn't be shocked if your right. I showed this thread to someone who drinks woo woo and he wants to know "Where does this Chunky live, and where is this Whisky Bar?" :lol:
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by Shoppinit » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:02 pm

I looked up woo woo. It appeals to me. Does this make me somehow less masculine?
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by Shoppinit » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:03 pm

Ask her about this, too:
bam_bam wrote:...and she's really, really good at smoking his pole.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature

Post by chunky79 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:04 pm

Nope, wanting fluffy dice does though.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

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