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RE: www.betterdrivingplease.com

Post by Dom81 » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:33 pm

Jeez - five posts a day from Mr Harrison

He's capable of praise (and stakling) as well though - "T81UGP - Near-side stop light no longer defective"

I'm grateful to P472GFL - "Driver not wearing seat belt. Driver saw me writing something down and shouted a mouthful of abuse in my direction. How did he know what I was doing - did he have a guilty conscience?"

No Mr Harrison, he could just tell you were a tw*t
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Post by GardinerG » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:39 pm

Yep, hes that special kinda guy where you want to stick a large potato up the exhaust pipe (of his car). Or sugar in the petrol tank - the old ones are the best after all. I've always wondered what would happen if you put a can of that expanding foam up an exhaust pipe (after tapping a pin in to hold the nozzle open).

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Post by derdle » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:54 pm

Mr Harrison could therefore be done for not being fully in control of his car...I bet he doesn't pull up and turn his engine off. If you can get 3 points and a £60 fine for using a mobile whilst stopped on the road but with the engine running then he too should be done.

Perhaps we should vote for said Mr Harrison on http://www.most-annoying-prat-ever.com
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Post by S4TAN » Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:47 am

I have duly reported myself and am awaiting approval for my post from the moderator ... :wink:
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Post by MCB » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:12 pm

I have duly reported myself and am awaiting approval for my post from the moderator ...
Was it rather a long list Julian :lol:
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Post by confusionhunter » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:44 pm

oooooo found an S4 plate:
S4 AJF.... was it you? details:
there is no pavement in this village - yet this vehicle drove by walkers - the driver clearly upon a hand-held mobile phone
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Post by S4TAN » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:14 pm

Was it rather a long list Julian
Not really Paul. I reported seeing an S4 being driven by a horned creature with evil red eyes, a tail and brandishing a trident. I stated that the car was being driven in a generally evil fashion and that it was "scary". :lol:
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Post by derdle » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:18 pm

Isn't that CliveH's plate?
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Post by MCB » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:20 pm

Not really Paul. I reported seeing an S4 being driven by a horned creature with evil red eyes, a tail and brandishing a trident. I stated that the car was being driven in a generally evil fashion and that it was "scary". :lol:
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Post by mikeyquattro » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:35 pm

derdle wrote:Isn't that CliveH's plate?
Nope
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Post by S4TAN » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:48 pm

Damn it! My report was not approved .... Bloody Nazis!
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RE: www.betterdrivingplease.com

Post by Turbo Joe » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:06 pm

What is this, nazi Germany? Taddle tale tactics now?
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