Monstrosity of the week award!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:33 pm

Do it. The forum is a bit dull at present.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:52 pm

I will keep an eye out for <beep> cars and try to snap a pic for the thread.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:57 pm

Well, I reckon this is the thread for the job!

Not exactly a monstrosity, but made me chuckle. I'd be very very surprised if this car's actual use lived up to its Sticker...

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:24 pm

Here's one from a few months ago in St Albans area...thing sounded like the back box had fallen off and when it pulled off (he was revving the nuts off it) it was slooooooowwwww! ImageImage
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:39 pm

Haha. That is a worthy contender. Proper <beep>.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by MikeFish » Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:53 pm

No wonder it was slow with that air brake on the boot lid.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:40 am

Why have they covered it in different coloured PostIt Notes?
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:49 am

The wind deflectors make it awesome, though.
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///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by MrHilario » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:22 am

Not my pics, but surely this is worthy of a mention

http://www.carscoops.com/2016/02/true-s ... -will.html
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:24 pm

MrHilario wrote:Not my pics, but surely this is worthy of a mention

http://www.carscoops.com/2016/02/true-s ... -will.html
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Nobby » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:05 am

Errrrrm......

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:15 am

What? It's just a normal picture of an Audi A..... Errrm, An A...

What the feck is that?
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:50 am

WhaaaaaaFaaaa?!
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///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:28 pm

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Current:
2012 Land Rover Defender XS Utility Full Tweaked Spectre conversion
Former:
2003 C5 RS6- forum car and well sorted.
2016 R8 V10 Plus.
2019 E63s AMG 4Matic Estate.
2015 C7 RS6 Misano Red Performance Plus and unicorn miles
2018 B9 RS5 coupe. Milltek Non-Res Exhaust.
2017 BMW M3 Competition Pack.
2015 A45 AMG.Overrated POS.
2016 C7 RS6 Panther black.
2009 C6 RS6 phantom black saloon. Milltek
2006 BMW Z4M Roadster.
2004 Alpina Roadster.
1994 E34 M5 Saloon

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