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my recent speeding offence .... been offered a Speed Awareness Course



This means I can get another V8 before next July (when other points would drop off)

Goodie.

aka_dk wrote:my recent speeding offence .... been offered a Speed Awareness Course



This means I can get another V8 before next July (when other points would drop off)

good news mate.

I'll tell them to expect you at the Hatfield Comet Hotel... (because if you were caught in North London / Herts, that's were they're going to drag your sorry/guilty arse)

What if you 'find yourself' at this speed awareness course, and realise, in fact, speed is bad and never want a V8 again! I imagine they really drill how speed can kill at these events.

Actually not that bad nowdays - dad went on one recently and said the course was actually really good and totally not what he was expecting.

Ian_C wrote:Actually not that bad nowdays - dad went on one recently and said the course was actually really good and totally not what he was expecting.

That's because, in a rare display of wisdom, they decided to not have the police run the courses. These are run by private companies.

Got done last year by a camera and sent the missus in stead. She said she had never felt so humiliated in her life especially as she hadnt done anything wrong! It was written in our wedding vows I said and she needed it more than me! The discussion continues...... until the next time

MEV wrote:Got done last year by a camera and sent the missus in stead. She said she had never felt so humiliated in her life especially as she hadnt done anything wrong! It was written in our wedding vows I said and she needed it more than me! The discussion continues...... until the next time

So she's never done anal then? Hmmmm, if she has done anal but still found the speed awareness course more humiliating, then I'm going to be the first to say it, Mev, you've got a keeper there!

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Jesus Christ Bam Bam, you certainly dont do things in half measures do you.

LOL.

bam_bam wrote:

MEV wrote:Got done last year by a camera and sent the missus in stead. She said she had never felt so humiliated in her life especially as she hadnt done anything wrong! It was written in our wedding vows I said and she needed it more than me! The discussion continues...... until the next time

So she's never done anal then? Hmmmm, if she has done anal but still found the speed awareness course more humiliating, then I'm going to be the first to say it, Mev, you've got a keeper there!

Just spat out my drink!!!!!

Alex

lmao

haha amazing.

Currently sat in a 'gentleman's' bar reviewing the days emails. The notice for replies to this post has brought me to this thread. So I've shown the post to all of the 'staff' surrounding us, most of them agree it was a step too far but one of them has become very amorous towards me, I think I've found my target audience for the night. Profit!
Why am I such a badman...

bam_bam wrote:Currently sat in a 'gentleman's' bar reviewing the days emails. The notice for replies to this post has brought me to this thread. So I've shown the post to all of the 'staff' surrounding us, most of them agree it was a step too far but one of them has become very amorous towards me, I think I've found my target audience for the night. Profit!
Why am I such a badman...

Wait...

Are you he? (Badman)?