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Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:07 pm
by bam_bam
I'd like to start a car porn thread, I've got a feeling that most of you are going to say wrong forum, post it in the "General Chat" area but I don't spend much time over there. I'll admit to being lazy and saying that I spend most of my time in the C5 section... and I kinda like you guys (and one girl) better anyways. I also know there’s a "Gallery" section on this site but it's a bit cold and isn't really setup for open exchange of comments like forums.

I'm not a fan for rules but I’m thinking there should be some order to proceeding (please feel free to add to these or break ‘em):

1. Do not post your own car in the porn thread, if you do, expect mocking and calls for "Reader's Wives". If someone else fancies your ride and posts it, so be it, but don’t get upset if someone doesn’t like it [see rule 2].

2. All porn is subjective, one's man's Jenna Jameson could be another man's Margret Thatcher... and visa versa *shudder*. Remember, no one is ever right when commenting on porn. I like a bit of reverse cow girl, someone may prefer an Alabama Hotpocket – each to their own.

3. Try not to repost pictures. That may mean you have to do your homework and view the whole thread (I have no idea how long this will last or how many pages there will be).

4. Have fun and speak your mind.

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I'm going to start with this:

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Lambo Orange C5 RS with C6 wheels.

RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:21 pm
by stumpyrs4
There was a thread a while back (possibly started by RS6_Dave) which had lots of RS6's with different wheels... Do a search and post them here?

Loving the Lambo Organge above, but the wheels should be black too, to match the mirrors/rails/trim etc

RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:31 pm
by bam_bam
Agreed, I'd like to see the orange '6 with black wheels, but satin/matt black not gloss. I know I started with an RS 6 but I wanted to start a car porn thread, all makes and models up for discussion.

RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:22 pm
by RS6Steve
This should be an RS6 car porn thread or it will get bombard with B7's....

RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:41 pm
by bam_bam
...for every B7 I'm sure I could post something else. How about these for a laugh:

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RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:50 pm
by RS6Steve
LOL ... It's on youtube also

RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:00 pm
by bam_bam
Yep... but those colours!?!?!?

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RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:04 pm
by RS6Steve
It's their brand colour!!!!

Next Harrods will be that colour :roll:

RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:17 pm
by bam_bam
Right, a bit of Aussie muscle car. I came from a Holden family but I had a guilty pleasure looking at these when I was young.

Ford Falcon XA Coupe

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Ford Falcon XC Cobra - 351cu Cleavland V8

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RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:10 pm
by ecain63
Pure porn. No question!

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RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:53 pm
by bam_bam
OMFG that is amazing... no question indeed! Are those 1:1 side exit pipes???

RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:16 pm
by stumpyrs4
^^ Just like my Scalextrix car!

RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:48 pm
by bam_bam
There's not a lot that can follow that Aston so I'll go back to the cars I loved as a kid.
'69 Corvette Stingray
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RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:17 pm
by HYFR
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RE: Car porn

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:48 pm
by bam_bam
lol - you baztard.

That car is riding too high for me, anti-porn. very nice photography though.