The salesman approached me with a smile "can I help you Sir?"
"Yes, I'd like to buy a Porsche" I said
"Sure, which one?" he said with open arms
"The one in the window at £20" I said...
a puzzled glaze came across his face and then he saw me pointing at the display cabinet...
"ah, yes Sir" now looking decidedly disappointed...
"well, they are for sale aren't they? it's my son's birthday"...looking over at the Chav with the RS246.com baseball cap on...
"err, yes...but you have to see Parts Department"...
"OK, where's that?"
"they're closed now Sir"...
