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Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 2:41 pm
by Bushy
Now there is an alternative model Image

Re: Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 3:27 pm
by Thorney
I bet she's expensive to service Image

Re: Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 4:24 pm
by johneroberts
But is lubrication needed everytime Image
Cheers
jr

Re: Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 5:03 pm
by toasty
Been there done that.

She used to be my girlfriend for a while (before she was famous)

Re: Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 5:09 pm
by Joshie
Don't tell me - you blew her out for pigging-out on the Sauerkraut and German sausage. Image

Re: Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 5:21 pm
by toasty
No, she was ok, I probably would have still been with her today had I not bumped into Kelly Brook, Goldie Hawn, Halle Berrie and that bird off vets in practice in Tesco.

You know what it's like, one thing led to another...

After that, dear old Shiffy (that's what I used to call her) didn't excite me any more.

ho-hum..

Re: Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 5:36 pm
by Thorney
Speaking of people in Tesco I did bump into Meg Matthews in Amersham once. She always looks dog rough in the tabloids but she looked hornier than a rhino convention there i can tell you.

Mind you anyone who's been 'done' by a Gallagher can't be that attractive.

Re: Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 11:00 pm
by johneroberts
Perhaps you should start suporting Man City and sing crap songs, you never know your luck Image
Cheers
jr

Re: Claudia Schiffer

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2003 10:34 am
by Bushy
Now Now

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