[RANT] I'll just leave this here...
[RANT] I'll just leave this here...
What an absolute vaginal fart. It's a 75k mile car with a wrap and herpes red wheels for £25k... drench.
After you factor in sprucing up the steering wheel/gear knob, the fuct bolsters, pulling the wrap off, having the wheels repainted, binning the phone cradle, fixing the DRC and any other niggles (no photos of the brakes etc) then it's probably a £16k car... not one of the best examples in the UK, you giant knob pimple.
https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds ... uk/8799744
Audi RS4 Avant - 2007
Matt Black Wrap (original Phantom Black Paintwork) - so what condition is the original paintwork?
4.2 Engine Capacity
V8
Micro-chipped & Fully DE-RESTRICTED - has it been neutered as well?!
Milltek Exhaust System - lifetime warranty
Milltek Cat Back Exhaust
Cool Box in Glove Compartment
TV/ CD-Change/ Radio/ Sat Nav/ TV Reception Aerial
Electric slide & Tilt Solar Powered Sun Roof
Auto Air-Condition powered by Solar when parked - this is a lie
Manual Real Side Blinds - as opposed to the fake ones? Spellchecker, mate?
GSM Mobile Hands Free Phone Cradle iPhone 5 onwards - wow, such a current and up-to-date addition, thanks
Sports Suspension - Up-rated to fully Adjustable Shocks - What, as in OEM SS or coilovers?
Auto Dimming Mirror
Suede Steering Wheel & Gear Knob
Unique Red & Black Allow Wheel Feature - Unique = <beep>
Private Plate - wow, this is impressive
Rear Boot Lid - Internal - was this not standard?
Ski Compartment standard, right?
Heated Front & Rear Seats
Tracker
ALL PAPERWORK
FULL SERVICE HISTORY WITH QST - KIM COLLINS
Also with price: - may I have the price without this gopping add-on?
1 x Specialist Car Cover made by Hamilton Classic Ltd
And if required
1 x 18'X 7' Black Canvas Portable Garage made by Quality Portable Garages Ltd
After you factor in sprucing up the steering wheel/gear knob, the fuct bolsters, pulling the wrap off, having the wheels repainted, binning the phone cradle, fixing the DRC and any other niggles (no photos of the brakes etc) then it's probably a £16k car... not one of the best examples in the UK, you giant knob pimple.
https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds ... uk/8799744
Audi RS4 Avant - 2007
Matt Black Wrap (original Phantom Black Paintwork) - so what condition is the original paintwork?
4.2 Engine Capacity
V8
Micro-chipped & Fully DE-RESTRICTED - has it been neutered as well?!
Milltek Exhaust System - lifetime warranty
Milltek Cat Back Exhaust
Cool Box in Glove Compartment
TV/ CD-Change/ Radio/ Sat Nav/ TV Reception Aerial
Electric slide & Tilt Solar Powered Sun Roof
Auto Air-Condition powered by Solar when parked - this is a lie
Manual Real Side Blinds - as opposed to the fake ones? Spellchecker, mate?
GSM Mobile Hands Free Phone Cradle iPhone 5 onwards - wow, such a current and up-to-date addition, thanks
Sports Suspension - Up-rated to fully Adjustable Shocks - What, as in OEM SS or coilovers?
Auto Dimming Mirror
Suede Steering Wheel & Gear Knob
Unique Red & Black Allow Wheel Feature - Unique = <beep>
Private Plate - wow, this is impressive
Rear Boot Lid - Internal - was this not standard?
Ski Compartment standard, right?
Heated Front & Rear Seats
Tracker
ALL PAPERWORK
FULL SERVICE HISTORY WITH QST - KIM COLLINS
Also with price: - may I have the price without this gopping add-on?
1 x Specialist Car Cover made by Hamilton Classic Ltd
And if required
1 x 18'X 7' Black Canvas Portable Garage made by Quality Portable Garages Ltd
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Yeah but bin turbo'd to 450 bhp as well as micro-chipped tho....does 180 flat out mate
Re: [RANT] I'll just leave this here...
Mountain out of a molehill, outstanding example.
Also, stop looking for B7s ya belllll end, you won't fit the family in!
Also, stop looking for B7s ya belllll end, you won't fit the family in!
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Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: [RANT] I'll just leave this here...
30k advert and doesn't even mention the mileage.RS4LAD wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:20 pmUp for 30k on carandclassic.
https://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1000118
Lol
Re: [RANT] I'll just leave this here...
This advert is the rantings of a misguided fantasist
RS4 B7, Mugello Blue, K&W V3 & HR ARBs, set up by Centre Gravity, Milltek Valved Non Res & cat bypass pipes, BMC air filter, braided hoses, DOT 5.1, Terraclean, MRC Full Carbon Clean, MRC remap 448PS 477NM, 20" S7 alloys with 4mm spacers & Hawke spigots 66.6 > 57.1, AP Racing front discs. Sold Sept 2019. Now rocking an F80 M3
Re: [RANT] I'll just leave this here...
What would we do without a Bam rant every once in a while?
I always pick up some new vocabulary too.
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2007 RS4 B7 Avant
Phantom Black | Black Optics | MRC Stage 2 | JC Weldfab Exhaust | KW V3 coilovers | H&R ARBs | 20" Ispiri ISR-8 | Titanium wing mirrors | Driving Passion Diffuser | CF Air Intake | Manifold deflap | Alcantara/leather retrim | TT RS Steering Wheel | Pioneer Apple Carplay HU, JL amp and sub, Focal components | Clear Headlight Lenses, Black Internals, 6000K Bulbs | Trups LEDs | LED Tail lights |
Re: [RANT] I'll just leave this here...
They fits wheres I tells thems to fit!
A Multimac will do it.
It's either a B7 or a Golf R Estate...
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Re: [RANT] I'll just leave this here...
At least he doesn't claim it's a turbo in that addyRS4LAD wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:20 pmUp for 30k on carandclassic.
https://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1000118
Lol
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