[RANT] I'll just leave this here...

[bam_bam]

What an absolute vaginal fart. It's a 75k mile car with a wrap and herpes red wheels for £25k... drench.
After you factor in sprucing up the steering wheel/gear knob, the fuct bolsters, pulling the wrap off, having the wheels repainted, binning the phone cradle, fixing the DRC and any other niggles (no photos of the brakes etc) then it's probably a £16k car... not one of the best examples in the UK, you giant knob pimple.

https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds ... uk/8799744

Audi RS4 Avant - 2007
Matt Black Wrap (original Phantom Black Paintwork) - so what condition is the original paintwork?
4.2 Engine Capacity
V8
Micro-chipped & Fully DE-RESTRICTED - has it been neutered as well?!
Milltek Exhaust System - lifetime warranty
Milltek Cat Back Exhaust
Cool Box in Glove Compartment
TV/ CD-Change/ Radio/ Sat Nav/ TV Reception Aerial
Electric slide & Tilt Solar Powered Sun Roof
Auto Air-Condition powered by Solar when parked - this is a lie
Manual Real Side Blinds - as opposed to the fake ones? Spellchecker, mate?
GSM Mobile Hands Free Phone Cradle iPhone 5 onwards - wow, such a current and up-to-date addition, thanks
Sports Suspension - Up-rated to fully Adjustable Shocks - What, as in OEM SS or coilovers?
Auto Dimming Mirror
Suede Steering Wheel & Gear Knob
Unique Red & Black Allow Wheel Feature - Unique = <beep>
Private Plate - wow, this is impressive
Rear Boot Lid - Internal - was this not standard?
Ski Compartment standard, right?
Heated Front & Rear Seats
Tracker
ALL PAPERWORK
FULL SERVICE HISTORY WITH QST - KIM COLLINS

Also with price: - may I have the price without this gopping add-on?
1 x Specialist Car Cover made by Hamilton Classic Ltd
And if required
1 x 18'X 7' Black Canvas Portable Garage made by Quality Portable Garages Ltd

[Weiß-sechs]

Yeah but bin turbo'd to 450 bhp as well as micro-chipped tho....does 180 flat out mate

[RS4LAD]

Up for 30k on carandclassic.

https://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1000118

Lol

[chunky79]

Mountain out of a molehill, outstanding example.

Also, stop looking for B7s ya belllll end, you won't fit the family in!

[MikeFish]

Up for 30k on carandclassic.

https://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1000118

Lol

30k advert and doesn't even mention the mileage.

[Covkiller]

This advert is the rantings of a misguided fantasist

[FaisalJ]

What would we do without a Bam rant every once in a while?

I always pick up some new vocabulary too.


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[bam_bam]

Mountain out of a molehill, outstanding example.

Also, stop looking for B7s ya belllll end, you won't fit the family in!

They fits wheres I tells thems to fit!
A Multimac will do it.
It's either a B7 or a Golf R Estate...

[Weiß-sechs]

Up for 30k on carandclassic.

https://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1000118

Lol

At least he doesn't claim it's a turbo in that addy