How far do you go with security?

[Eddie555]

Flaming Arse Cannon??

[Covkiller]

Flaming Arse Cannon??

Yes Eddie, I light my Zippo and fart at the bastards, it's just like napalm if I squirt lighter fuel up my arse first.

No it means:
Firearms Certificate BANG !

[MikeFish]

Fanny and Cnuts

[Shoppinit]

Flatulent Arse Condition?

[Surrey Sam]

Forward Air Controller?

Who can then call upon CAS to deliver a MOAB.

[skirs6]

My very first S4 Avant arrives next week and I'm dead excited. But I'm also getting a little worried about security as it's the first properly thief-attractive car I've had.

So how far do you take security?

I'll keep it on my well-lit drive, with CCTV, in a less crime-ridden area. But I also park in swimming pool car parks at night. And the swimming club warned us about a spate of car jackings near one of the pools last year.

I'm arranging pukka insurance, of course. But what else do people do? Stoplock? Extra immobiliser? Tracker? I'm on a 2 year lease, so don't want to be spending silly money.

If you’re that worried don’t post on a forum that any <beep> bag can browse

[House89]

I live in a private estate however, retractable ground post, keys in the safe, safe keys in an impossible to find place (I impressed myself with this one), also as it has advanced key I have a faraday bag to keep the car key in, Vodafone tracker with ADR card, all kept in totally different places in the house, even the spares are spread around, I also have a steering wheel lock as new school kids can’t get past them as easy as the old boys used to!!

I’m even buying a unit nearby to move the track car to in order to get the 6 in the garage and then I’ll park the van in front of the garage door!!

I got laughed at by the lads until a guy down the road (who’s a cop) got sucker punched for the keys to his Jag, he didn’t give them up!! But the Jag went and he now has a shitty Clio!!!



Sad that we have to take these steps!!!

[Covkiller]

I like it

[House89]

I like it

In that you’re a forum scanner looking for a car to nick way or genuine like??

[Covkiller]

I have a post too, garage doors that only open from the inside, an alarmed garage and completely lockable even when your in the house, a Flaming Arse Cannon, a passion to beat the sh1t out of someone trying to steel my car. There's more but don't want to advertise it.

[House89]

I have a post too, garage doors that only open from the inside, an alarmed garage and completely lockable even when your in the house, a Flaming Arse Cannon, a passion to beat the sh1t out of someone trying to steel my car. There's more but don't want to advertise it.

As said above so sad we have to be so protective of our property that we’ve busted our balls to earn!!

Flaming Arse Cannon, that I like!! My business partner has one too, the only thieves he’s shot with it though are the pesky rats stealing his bird seed!!!

[Eddie555]

I should get royalties after anyone uses my “Flaming Arse Cannon” interpretation.

[House89]

I should get royalties after anyone uses my “Flaming Arse Cannon” interpretation.

No probs, just post up your address and I’ll send a cheque!!

[Eddie555]

I should get royalties after anyone uses my “Flaming Arse Cannon” interpretation.

No probs, just post up your address and I’ll send a cheque!!

Yea ok. You can stick 1 RS currency into the Bank of Fcuk You. Please.

[House89]

I should get royalties after anyone uses my “Flaming Arse Cannon” interpretation.

No probs, just post up your address and I’ll send a cheque!!

Yea ok. You can stick 1 RS currency into the Bank of Fcuk You. Please.

Hahahaha I’m fresh out of RS currency, 10 injectors and a leaking oil pump have cleared me out!! Poxy C6’s!!!