Monstrosity of the week award!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Outtlaw » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:13 pm

Gotta be a mk1 TT

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by zappy-chops » Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:57 pm

Think he got this a bit wrong. :bash:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:02 pm

Arse about face :assflash:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:20 pm

Just wow.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 pm

Nice Ferrari!


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Covkiller » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:17 pm

Must have had a 1993 Porsche Boxter before, ie didn't know which way round his car was
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:25 pm

^That was exactly my first thought.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FrazerD » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:35 pm

I think he has got it bang on, downforce on the front for front wheel drive and on the back for lift off oversteer. The guys a genius.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by V!per » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:51 pm

profanation of an Audi :bash: :boohoo:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by zappy-chops » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:24 pm

😨🤮🤡
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:21 pm

I think I’m most offended by the colour match on that front bumper!


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:40 pm

The horror....!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:49 am

How to make a sh1t car even sh1tter....

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by V!per » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:44 am

stevo55 wrote:
Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:49 am
How to make a sh1t car even sh1tter....

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That's pretty much standard GSi Vectra - apart from the bonnet vent. The bumper looks like standard GSi bumper with a bit cutout for the Intercooler. Must have been modded as they don't come with any turbo engine. Unless it's not a GSi - just standard DTi with bigger IC and an added GSi Bumper
Please don't ask me how I know it :roll: :roll:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:08 pm

The Vauxhall Vectra was one half of my ‘Worst Car Ever Owned’-2.0 CDX and was a work car. I expected it to be bland and frankly sh1te and it didn’t disappoint. Served its purpose though.
The other Worst Car was my old A45 AMG-in my eyes far worse than the Vectra as I actually expected great things. I was wrong


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2012 BMW M135i 5 door.
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2004 Alpina Roadster.
2001 BMW 330 ci convertible.
1994 E34 M5 Saloon

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