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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Covkiller » Thu Aug 02, 2018 8:44 pm

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Bladerider » Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:20 am

I kinda like it

But Im a rice burner lol
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:49 pm

Not a car but funny.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by EmilA » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:24 pm

Interesting cars in here, but that aligator on a bike is something I haven’t seen before, brave person! Can’t even see any tape around it’s mouth

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:13 pm

Friend of mine sent me this... It's the product of a sick mind indeed:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:39 pm

Shoppinit wrote:
Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:13 pm
Friend of mine sent me this... It's the product of a sick mind indeed:

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And it’s registered as a Daimler double six. Fpmsl
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:40 pm

There are no words.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Sun Aug 19, 2018 7:15 pm

It’s a fair amount of effort to make something so turd. Kind of like a top gear challenge. Only, less amusing.


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Covkiller » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:57 pm

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:42 pm

Been hoping to get pics of this delightful abortion for a while now and today was my lucky day!
Behold-I present to you the golden turd that is: ‘SEXY T’ 🤣🤣
And the best thing about all of it is-it’s driven by a bloke. All shades and a designer beard. Quite why he thinks it’s a good look in that glowing pile of cack is anyone’s guess....
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:51 pm

I suppose we can be thankful for small mercies, he could have gone for the convertible model :lol:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:07 pm

stevo55 wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:42 pm
Quite why he thinks it’s a good look in that glowing pile of cack is anyone’s guess
He might be a crafty butcher...
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by chunky79 » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:42 pm

Shoppinit wrote:
Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:13 pm
Friend of mine sent me this... It's the product of a sick mind indeed:

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Hope they get a severe case of genital warts.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:06 pm

Gotta love the sound system in this.
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Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

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2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:10 pm

Are those hair nets?!
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