Monstrosity of the week award!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:42 pm

Dunno mate. There was a strange smell coming from it and I didn’t wanna get any closer. 🤮
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:37 pm

Guess the base car.
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Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:54 pm

Eddie555 wrote:Guess the base car.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:15 pm

stevo55 wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:54 pm
Eddie555 wrote:Guess the base car.
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Lol. Do a reg check. It’s neither an Audi nor a BMW. I guessed it earlier.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:43 pm

Japanese? MR2 maybe?


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:00 am

Jap yes.
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Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by chunky79 » Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:42 am

Looks like a scooby to me.

Edit - Ahhhh fuuuuuuuuck, should have carried on reading the posts :drink:
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Jayjay101 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:40 pm

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:03 pm

Genius. :)
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:38 pm

It would be funnier if those were two fleshlights at the back...
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:06 pm

Not so much a monstrosity more a Ukrainian shed...the flames really complete the look (unless the owner has just driven through a puddle of red
Paint of course)

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Ian_C » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:02 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:38 pm
It would be funnier if those were two fleshlights at the back...
Hahaha, one pink, one brown
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Jayjay101 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:48 pm

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:09 pm

http://www.midlandssportsandprestige.co ... 2053016592

Nice....snozz. Image not too sure why you’d do that but hey. Low mileage for a 54 plate car but maybe £13,990 is pushing it a bit?


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2012 BMW M135i 3 door. MP brakes and AC Schnitzer springs. JB4 tuning box
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:57 pm

Jayjay101 wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:48 pm
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It's been discussed in the C5 section a load of times, it's not the first one we've seen. It's an actual 'upgrade', like, it was an actual product that a company produced and knowingly sold to the public... can't remember the company though, their website sales patter on said product was amusing.

EDIT: Here you go - http://www.lltek.com/HFL_A6_C5_facelift.htm
About 2000USD for the whole kit. Money well-spent innit?
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