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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Thu May 04, 2017 4:10 pm

I just don't get it. Why try to make an SUV looked lowered... and gold... and <beep>.

Based on that car, I'm guessing the owner has one of those immediately punchable faces.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Thu May 04, 2017 5:07 pm

My eyes!!! I'd hazard a guess that it belongs to someone from the Middle Eastern region? Seems to be a popular choice amongst them. My favourite was when the Saudi Prince was over in London giving it Billy Big Bananas with all his gold wrapped fleet (as per usual most right minded people just thought he was a c0ck) and he got brilliantly trolled by a local lad:http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/31/ford-ka-o ... r-5786848/

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Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Thu May 04, 2017 6:11 pm

Yeah got to be an Arab owner, given the bling, <beep> taste and number plate.

So he (I'm assuming it's a he) will either be one of my firm's clients, or the big law firm in our building.

Perhaps he's being sued by Porsche and needs legal advice?


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Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Thu May 04, 2017 7:01 pm

Just noticed the VRN-'Habibis' so definitely an Arab! (Habibi being 'my love' and can be applied to loved ones or close friends male and female)


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Thu May 04, 2017 9:12 pm

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:16 am

From yesterday's boxhill meet, hiding in the corner of the car park...

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by dougle_turbo » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:22 am

FaisalJ wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:16 am
From yesterday's boxhill meet, hiding in the corner of the car park...

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:53 am

Oh dear. Glad the thread is alive and kicking! Keep 'em coming...let's face it there are plenty of contenders out there


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:10 pm

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Not so much monstrosity more like full on unloved! It was in the same state on the other side and looked like had been driven repeatedly through an African Bastard Bush and then attacked with a rake. Seen in Brent Cross Tescos car park.


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:15 pm

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An overseas candidate from Malta-not sure what he hoped to achieve with that paint job but never mind.


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 4:28 pm

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:14 pm

Holy moly...

Nicked from the TT OC Facebook group..

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:07 am

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:09 am

Another overseas entry-so hideous I'm not even sure what make it was-any ideas?
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Ajc » Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:48 am

It looks like the love child of a 2cv and a fiat multipla :shock:
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