Monstrosity of the week award!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Sat Jun 16, 2018 5:51 pm

That is a special kind of retarded.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:11 pm

Someone really, really, REALLY wanted a Focus RS in their lives.

That's just plain embarrassing :oops:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by MrHilario » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:25 am

I honestly don't understand why someone would want to drive around in that :drink:
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Brooner » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:52 am

Cos its cool dog :o
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Rs4. » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:09 pm

Seen this beaut was pmsl taking pics
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:43 pm

I wonder if these people have understood something that we're missing? Are they in fact mad geniuses? No one is going to park anywhere near them. Or drive up their arse. Other drivers will scatter before them like sheep from a yapping dog. Neighbours will fear to ask them to trim their hedge.

Food for thought.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Galeb_G2 » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:03 pm

Eh, who cares about monstrosities anyways? If we're to trust the experts from various fields of the economy, self driving cars are the future (hell, they're even saying it will change how we buy houses), and I think that this will make future car owners the future less involved in their machines, and thus car tuning will be less and less popular.

On one hand, we'll have less passion in the car community (will there be a car community to begin with), on the other hand, there may be less car crashes and less horrible creations like these... I don't even know what to think about it.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:00 am

Weird one.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:06 am

That's actually a decent oven.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:24 am

Very definition of fast (ish) food-he can knock you up a pepperoni pizza while driving.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:50 am

Not sure if this is a complete dog or a ‘good effort’ or not?
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:17 am

Hmmm, I don't hate it but I have a feeling I'd instantly hate the owner.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:00 pm

I'd put it in the "well done for making the most of what you've got" category.... cracking colour.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:12 pm

I find that satin blue oddly attractive


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:34 pm

Needs a T-cut
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