Monstrosity of the week award!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Feb 03, 2019 2:06 pm

Taken off another forum-not even sure I know where to begin. What’s the Audi donor model anyone know?

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sun Feb 03, 2019 2:30 pm

Well, it's original at least.

Looks like a B5 A4 diesel.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Jayjay101 » Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:05 pm

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c5 rs6 owner thats been known to cut the wrong wire.............

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FrazerD » Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:26 pm

Must of fitted that massive blower and then thought, I need bigger rear wheels to put down all that power that’s heading to the front wheels :drink:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:32 pm

Just when you think things can't get any retardeder, then do.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:22 pm

Shoppinit wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:32 pm
Just when you think things can't get any retardeder, then do.
I give you retardederest.

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=131486&start=45
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Jayjay101 » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:42 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Shoppinit wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:32 pm
Just when you think things can't get any retardeder, then do.
I give you retardederest.

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=131486&start=45
WTF was all that about?!?!-bet he’s vegan they talk crap like that...


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by zappy-chops » Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:25 pm

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Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:05 pm
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Now that is an absolute peach. You'd need racing harnesses to stop yourself sliding off the seat and into the footwell.

Imagine some scrote turning up to your house to pick up your daughter in that! My daughter is 14 (going on 21). These are the things I worry about. :drink:
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:21 am

For the Albanian Gangster/Rapper in your life.......it's beyond me that they spent over £90k on the 'upgrades'. For £90k you could get an RS6 PE and change.
Each to their own I guess.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:27 am

Would have been cheaper just to put a vinyl Sticker on the sides that said "Belllend".
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Mon May 27, 2019 3:08 pm

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Not really a monstrosity (didn’t know where else to post it) just a case of someone wanting the world to really really know that they drive an Audi Image


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2018 B9 RS5 coupe. Milltek Non-Res Exhaust. now gone
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2015 A45 AMG.Overrated POS.
2016 C7 RS6 Panther black.
2009 C6 RS6 phantom black saloon. Milltek
2012 BMW M135i 3 door. MP brakes and AC Schnitzer springs. JB4 tuning box
2006 BMW Z4M Roadster.
2004 Alpina Roadster.
2001 BMW 330 ci convertible.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by FaisalJ » Mon May 27, 2019 5:10 pm

Really not helping our image as Audi drivers! That parking too!


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:28 pm

This one hurt my eyes today. Even the Mrs said WTF and take a photo and post it to the forum.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:54 pm

What a colossal pile of poo. Makes the Megane next to it look almost desirable.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:17 am

That is a spectacle of utter gashness. From the wing nicked off a parked Cessna to the ‘S Line’ proudly displayed everywhere.
Some people have no shame it seems


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2009 C6 RS6 phantom black saloon. Milltek
2012 BMW M135i 3 door. MP brakes and AC Schnitzer springs. JB4 tuning box
2006 BMW Z4M Roadster.
2004 Alpina Roadster.
2001 BMW 330 ci convertible.
1994 E34 M5 Saloon

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