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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:38 pm

The listing changed bizarrely.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:14 pm

Shoppinit wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:38 pm
The listing changed bizarrely.
How much of an abomination was the original listing? :lol:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:35 pm

Weiß-sechs wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:14 pm
Shoppinit wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:38 pm
The listing changed bizarrely.
How much of an abomination was the original listing? :lol:
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:57 pm

Sweet mother of god........ :shock:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:22 pm

29/05/2018. YES WE CAN CHANGE THE COLOUR IN BLACK. AS I HAVE RECEIVED FEW ENQUIRIES ABOUT IF WE CAN CHANGE THE COLOUR IN BLACK I M REPLYING IN THE ADV. YES WE CAN AND DOING A PROFESSIONAL JOB IN OUR WORKSHOP FOR 5500 GBP. CAR WILL BE DELIVERED IN AS NEW CONDITIONS

Gonna need more than a colour change to sort that violation out.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by V!per » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:24 pm

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27000 ££££ of plastik ? - got to be a efffing JOKE!!!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by DuncRS6 » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:36 pm

Jesus that advert. :bash:

Do you think they can change the colour to black?
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:56 pm

vagmachine wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:36 pm
Jesus that advert. :bash:

Do you think they can change the colour to black?
So they say. Why? You interested? :?

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by DuncRS6 » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:55 pm

Not in the slightest.

Although I do wonder if writing a car advert is a lost art these days. This one and the one linked in the c7 forums were written so badly and by dealers as well.

It seems as if you just write it all in caps and hope for the best.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:08 pm

vagmachine wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:55 pm
Not in the slightest.

Although I do wonder if writing a car advert is a lost art these days. This one and the one linked in the c7 forums were written so badly and by dealers as well.

It seems as if you just write it all in caps and hope for the best.
Too right, all shouty text and :dung: grammar. They read as though English isn't their first language, which is probably true. Innit.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:48 pm

Read it in a Russian accent. Makes perfect sense then.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by DuncRS6 » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:55 pm

Shoppinit wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:48 pm
Read it in a Russian accent. Makes perfect sense then.
Although not technically Russian, I just have a mental image of Borat typing these adverts out on a PC from 1995 with a keyboard that has several missing keys including the caps key.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by V!per » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:06 pm

Looks like the same tuning company :biggrin3: :biggrin3:


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:41 am

V!per wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:06 pm
Looks like the same tuning company :biggrin3: :biggrin3:


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Haha...at least you can appreciate the comedy in that one. The BM is just tragic.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:49 am

I actually really like that one. Appeals to my sense of the absurd.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."

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