Monstrosity of the week award!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Thu Dec 23, 2021 8:31 pm

Spam bot, innit.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Fri Dec 24, 2021 12:48 pm

Shoppinit wrote:Spam bot, innit.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Brooner » Sat Dec 25, 2021 10:26 am

Anyone tell me what the Feck it this bolt on plastic bit of <beep> is on the boot
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Brooner » Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:37 pm

Another view
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sat Dec 25, 2021 7:02 pm

I’m
Thinking some throwback 90’s car antenna for a TV or similar? You can get external antenna for transponders etc but why you’d have one on that fook only knows


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2012 Land Rover Defender XS Utility Full Tweaked Spectre conversion
2018 B9 RS5 coupe. Milltek Non-Res Exhaust. now gone
2017 BMW M3 Comp Pack.
2015 A45 AMG.Overrated POS.
2016 C7 RS6 Panther black.
2009 C6 RS6 phantom black saloon. Milltek
2012 BMW M135i 3 door. MP brakes and AC Schnitzer springs. JB4 tuning box
2006 BMW Z4M Roadster.
2004 Alpina Roadster.
2001 BMW 330 ci convertible.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sat Dec 25, 2021 7:35 pm

Brooner wrote:
Sat Dec 25, 2021 10:26 am
Anyone tell me what the Feck it this bolt on plastic bit of <beep> is on the boot
To keep his self respect in?
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by chunky79 » Sat Dec 25, 2021 11:58 pm

No idea what it is. But if you smash it off with a sledge hammer, I reckon the owner will ask why you've smashed his "????????" off with a sledge hammer. Just 1 way to get the answer.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Mon Feb 21, 2022 10:25 pm

Service Stations are always great hunting grounds for absolute dogs of cars and today at Baldock Services came up with the goods.
I have no idea.
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2009 C6 RS6 phantom black saloon. Milltek
2012 BMW M135i 3 door. MP brakes and AC Schnitzer springs. JB4 tuning box
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:18 pm

That's so bad it's almost good.
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