Monstrosity of the week award!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:06 pm

Holy sh1t! That is impressively bad... and to colour code the wheels, pure design genius.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:11 pm

They must of placed the bonnet vents over the washer jets then realised oops. It’s ok we’ll just stick-em on top. Pi55 poor planning ends with poor results.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Surrey Sam » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:40 pm

Yes, eyeballs have just puked.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:25 pm

Truly a howling bit of kit!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Fun and games » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:20 pm

I was expecting to see a m3 with red wheels, disappointing.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by dougle_turbo » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:40 pm

Fun and games wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:20 pm
 I was expecting to see a m3 with red wheels, disappointing.
He's after an estate, so perhaps I could get these two together.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:42 pm

Saw this Saturday. The front was worst. I don’t even know WTF it is. I think it may have been a Crossfire.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by HPsauce » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:53 pm

Definitely a Crossfire.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by MrHilario » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:56 pm

Yep, orange crossfire

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:08 pm

I wish it had been caught in a crossfire, then caught fire and burnt itself to the ground.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Brooner » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:16 am

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:11 am

I'm hating that spare wheel arrangement, it'll cause all sorts of headache when you're trying to stuff dead prossies into the trunk.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:30 am

Unless it can be used like a crane?
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:38 am

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Today’s submission from
North London...not really a Monstrosity to be honest but what really impressed me is that mr old Beemer driver has managed to stick his fake ‘M’ grille on upside down!! ImageImageImageImage


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by chunky79 » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:40 am

Nah, that's the W for w@nker.
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