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Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:34 pm
by MikeFish
I would imagine it is a bit of a hazard to other road users on a sunny day.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-R8-5-2-F ... 147wt_1399

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:57 pm
by sonny
One word..Gay

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:03 pm
by MikeFish
Well it did / does belong to Elton John!

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:07 pm
by MikeFish
Does the R8 have a dog leg gear box or is that the reverse gear over at the bottom left?

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:04 pm
by sonny
MikeFish wrote:Well it did / does belong to Elton John!


:biggrin2:

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:04 pm
by Rick_RS4
eltons butt plug still in the glove box

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:24 pm
by The_Coat
The thought of Elton having sat in that car is enough to put anyone off buying it.

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:24 pm
by MikeFish
I doubt 600 miles worth of anal leakage is enough to permanently damage the seats though.

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:25 pm
by sonny
Is that the same as anal seepage? wheres Tim when you need him lol

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:33 pm
by MikeFish
I think leakage refers to foreign fluids whereas seepage refers to native fluids. I'm no expert though, any professors of anal leakage / seepage care to chop in now?

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:51 pm
by sonny
Well you can be assured that I am not going to google that one, however it does remind me of a body building advert I once watched in the States, selling some MaxiMuscles protein powder....at the end of the advert it stated that "User may experience anal seepage". End.

Anyway I dont think I can take that V10 serious any more, I will be thinking of butt plugs and anal leakage/seepage.

Re: Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:34 am
by Timster
sonny wrote:Is that the same as anal seepage? wheres Tim when you need him lol
Wooh hooooh, hello boys. Somebody call ?

(This is the nearly the same as the V8 sh1theap that used to be around the corner from me....Chrome wrap)