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confusionhunter
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Post by confusionhunter » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:58 pm

LOL.... try "spread" or "strip"
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Post by bobjebb » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:49 pm

Type nothing. Wait for one of them to look at a watch she isn't even wearing.

Daft b1tch.
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RS6+ Never to be replaced.
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Post by rolskii » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:58 pm

I will have to wait to get to work... phone line speed @ home - 100mbps @ work .. :rocker:
... soapy cl1t worked though - :shock:

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Post by dazp » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:31 pm

command is just scary

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Post by dazp » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:46 pm

try wet t shirt !

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Post by flashyg » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:51 am

tried everything, so funny.

Try lads, Try bucket. Try jump. Try dance

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K2
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Post by K2 » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:18 am

blow......the best one yet :biggrin3:

ping-pong
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Post by ping-pong » Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:24 pm

must be asking the wrong questions......they keep shaking their heads and acting shocked when ever i type words in like washing up/cooking/cleaning :!:

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Post by johneroberts » Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:00 pm

sex seem to work too
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Post by simple1 » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:53 pm

Not very often though :ban: :bigblink:

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Post by TarmacTerrorist » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:31 am

ping-pong wrote:must be asking the wrong questions......they keep shaking their heads and acting shocked when ever i type words in like washing up/cooking/cleaning :!:
'vaccum' seems to get a response :wink:
Too much is bad.
Plenty is better.

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Post by ping-pong » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:56 pm

you boys are so rude!!!!!!.. :shock: ........can you please find something for us girlies to have some fun with.....

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Post by bobjebb » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:16 pm

ping-pong wrote:can you please find something for us girlies to have some fun with.....
My RS?

Ahem sorry.
RS4 B5. Where it all started.
RS6+ Never to be replaced.
Replaced by: 997 Turbo. Didn't like.
Replaced by RS6. I like(d).
Land Rover Defender. Not as nippy.
Back with C6 RS6
And again C7 RS6

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Post by ping-pong » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:16 pm

might take u up on that...........simple1 wont let me play with his :lol: :oops:

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Post by johneroberts » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:00 am

Wash your mouth out young lady
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