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Re: SQ5

Post by F@tBoyF@t » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:44 am

D_K wrote:It's just a pointless car

It's a SUV ffs...and I hate the word SUV...it's not fecking sporty!
Hating a word - now that's irrational.
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Re: SQ5

Post by Nickyboy » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:08 am

I also hate 'SUV' as per DKs reason above.
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Re: SQ5

Post by Paulm » Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:05 pm

I dont think its pointless. If you want an SUV that has enough power to pass cars on the crap "A" roads I live on and have decent MPG it will be a great car.

Every car has a purpose
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Re: SQ5

Post by HYFR » Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:18 pm

3.0TDI does that already ...
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Re: SQ5

Post by Paulm » Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:21 pm

Yes but this will do it faster :)

You could say the same about our RS6's the S6 does the same?
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S7 black Edition Too big and heavy
S3 8V FL DSG 310ps, road noise is a joke
RS3 8P Rubbish
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Re: SQ5

Post by F@tBoyF@t » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:04 pm

D_K wrote:3.0TDI does that already ...
Dave - is there the faintest whiff of double standards creeping in here?

A V8 R8 does pretty much what the V10 R8 does - at least in the real world, but I notice that you went for the V10

As PetrolDave would say - "Go figure"

You know why I need this type of car - d'ya think I'd go for the boggo 2.0TDi Stronic ?

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Re: SQ5

Post by RobM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:14 pm

F@tBoyF@t wrote:
D_K wrote:It's just a pointless car

It's a SUV ffs...and I hate the word SUV...it's not fecking sporty!
Hating a word - now that's irrational.
No. Owning anything Audi with an 'R' prefix is irrational.
I am therefore not rational.
But I'm OK with that.
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Re: SQ5

Post by F@tBoyF@t » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:40 pm

RobM wrote:
F@tBoyF@t wrote:
D_K wrote:It's just a pointless car

It's a SUV ffs...and I hate the word SUV...it's not fecking sporty!
Hating a word - now that's irrational.
No. Owning anything Audi with an 'R' prefix is irrational.
I am therefore not rational.
But I'm OK with that.
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Like the cut of your jib, Rob

I think, eRsgo, therefore I am.... (apologies to Descartes)

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Re: SQ5

Post by RobM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:02 pm

I prefer; 'I'm pink therefore I'm Spam' (apologies to MontyPython)

Now......My philosophy on philosophers, also courtesy of MontyPython.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6AhepWgYg4

Descartes clearly gave even his own views a sideways glance - "Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough".

Which neatly rounds off any possible argument that the SQ5 is the common-sense answer to whatever the postulated problem was.

I shall now disappear in a puff of logic

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Re: SQ5

Post by HYFR » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:10 pm

Ian, I disagree...the V10 R8 is night and day different to the V8....it's actually on track where there is not much difference...

I have no problem with a faster 3.0TDI Q5 but don't mess about and call it a S car, that's just taking the piss
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Re: SQ5

Post by RobM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:15 pm

Just watch that S car go............Geddit!

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Re: SQ5

Post by F@tBoyF@t » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:19 pm

RobM wrote:Just watch that S car go............Geddit!

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At a snail's pace...
which I suppose is always preferable to a snail trail .....?

I think that there'll be a few SQ5s frightening an RS4 quite soon due to the mountain of torque available.

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Re: SQ5

Post by RobM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:22 pm

Sorry, couldn't resist.....again.

Actually, I was referring to the styling.
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Re: SQ5

Post by F@tBoyF@t » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:23 pm

D_K wrote:Ian, I disagree...the V10 R8 is night and day different to the V8....it's actually on track where there is not much difference...

I have no problem with a faster 3.0TDI Q5 but don't mess about and call it a S car, that's just taking the piss
Dave,

I'd debadge it if I thought that I'd win a smidgen of your approval for the sheer humour of the car.
Then it could just be a Q-Car?

Ian

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Re: SQ5

Post by RobM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:23 pm

I just can't handle the whole Chelsea tractor bit. It deeply offends the closet aerodynamicist :knob: in me.

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