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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:14 pm

Quite like it, different & probably unique.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:15 pm

stevo55 wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:36 pm
Spotted in Tallinn Estonia...original use of the side blades but not too sure about how good it looks?
Yeah, it's not hideous, but I don't think it adds anything.
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Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Fri Jun 05, 2020 5:36 pm

One from an Audi FB forum. I’m....speechless

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sat Jun 06, 2020 6:08 pm

Haha. That's hilarious.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:02 pm

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Something tells me weed or the crack pipe may have had some influence in this Frankenstein’s Monster design.
Photo probably taken right outside a Walmart.


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:15 pm

Awesome.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by lushman » Sun Jul 05, 2020 1:26 am

That is priceless. I have had a few lockdown beers but I have just been gundered at for laughing uncontrollably for 10 mins
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Covkiller » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:39 pm

stevo55 wrote:
Fri Jun 05, 2020 5:36 pm
One from an Audi FB forum. I’m....speechless

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:50 pm

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One from earlier today-at a bit of a loss to understand what the rubber hand glued to the front is all about.
Had ‘Audi Club Bucharesti’ on the side which may explain the weirdness.


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:47 am

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:23 pm

Breathing life into this old thread to bring you this marvel of a BMW currently up for sale.
Not even sure where you start but it is so brilliantly cack it surely must win an award.
A taster:
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The masterpiece that it is even has the sheer brass neck to stick an ‘M5 Competition’ badge on the back (it’s a 520d).
A worthy addition. Enjoy (you may need some eye bleach though).

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 9107235154


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:42 pm

Wow. What an absolute toilet of a car! Nice find!
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:43 pm

I'm amazed that a dealer would have that <beep> shower sitting on their lot :shock:

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Sat Sep 18, 2021 4:50 pm

A ‘one of a kind batmobile!’ According to the advert.
Worst thing is-at one point that was someone’s pride and joy.
The mind boggles.


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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:42 pm

scarletalex wrote:Yep took it outside Halfords in Stevenage yesterday
absolutely howling bit of kit! Was dying to see who owned it but he never showed up.
Maybe he was in Halfords checking out what to stick on next

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2004 Alpina Roadster.
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Ummm…….?


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