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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Weiß-sechs » Mon May 21, 2018 11:36 am

Eddie555 wrote:
Sun May 20, 2018 5:46 pm
I see some god awful things while I’m out and about. I was looking forward to my dinner when I got home then saw this. Feel kinda sick now.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by House89 » Wed May 23, 2018 9:22 pm

Eddie555 wrote:I see some god awful things while I’m out and about. I was looking forward to my dinner when I got home then saw this. Feel kinda sick now.
I told that bitch to wear a thong when on the back of my moped.
For sucks fake, she will not listen. I don’t know what I can do!!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Wed May 23, 2018 9:31 pm

House89 wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 9:22 pm
Eddie555 wrote:I see some god awful things while I’m out and about. I was looking forward to my dinner when I got home then saw this. Feel kinda sick now.
I told that bitch to wear a thong when on the back of my moped.
For sucks fake, she will not listen. I don’t know what I can do!!
Start parking your pushbike in her slot. She’ll soon learn.
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Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by House89 » Wed May 23, 2018 9:33 pm

Eddie555 wrote:
House89 wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 9:22 pm
Eddie555 wrote:I see some god awful things while I’m out and about. I was looking forward to my dinner when I got home then saw this. Feel kinda sick now.
I told that bitch to wear a thong when on the back of my moped.
For sucks fake, she will not listen. I don’t know what I can do!!
Start parking your pushbike in her slot. She’ll soon learn.
It’ll be like one of those Chinese finger puzzles!! I’ll never get it out again!! Locked in forever!!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by chunky79 » Thu May 24, 2018 6:10 am

House89 wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 9:33 pm
Eddie555 wrote:
House89 wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 9:22 pm


I told that bitch to wear a thong when on the back of my moped.
For sucks fake, she will not listen. I don’t know what I can do!!
Start parking your pushbike in her slot. She’ll soon learn.
It’ll be like one of those Chinese finger puzzles!! I’ll never get it out again!! Locked in forever!!
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by House89 » Thu May 24, 2018 6:54 am

chunky79 wrote:
House89 wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 9:33 pm
Eddie555 wrote: Start parking your pushbike in her slot. She’ll soon learn.
It’ll be like one of those Chinese finger puzzles!! I’ll never get it out again!! Locked in forever!!
Racist
Well, this escalated quickly!!!

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Thu May 24, 2018 7:12 am

House89 wrote:
Thu May 24, 2018 6:54 am
chunky79 wrote:
House89 wrote:
Wed May 23, 2018 9:33 pm


It’ll be like one of those Chinese finger puzzles!! I’ll never get it out again!! Locked in forever!!
Racist
Well, this escalated quickly!!!
Agreed. I didn't know I could call someone racist if they used the correct country of origin. Hey House89, shut up, you Englishman.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by House89 » Thu May 24, 2018 7:28 am

bam_bam wrote:
House89 wrote:
Thu May 24, 2018 6:54 am
chunky79 wrote: Racist
Well, this escalated quickly!!!
Agreed. I didn't know I could call someone racist if they used the correct country of origin. Hey House89, shut up, you Englishman.
Racist.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Thu May 24, 2018 7:41 am

Always suspected as much.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by stevo55 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:46 pm

Fresh for today-latest uber sh1te VW abortion (yes the stripe is glittery) 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Shoppinit » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:27 pm

Looks like a toy car someone stood on.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by House89 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:49 pm

I’m aroused.

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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:30 pm

Shoppinit wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:27 pm
Looks like a toy car someone stood on.
lol.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Eddie555 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:23 pm

Tried to imitate the dukes of hazard but failed on soooooo many levels.
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Re: Monstrosity of the week award!

Post by Bladerider » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:42 pm

I know Im gonna get <beep> for this lol

But I genuinely think its meant to be some kind of R8 inspired design lolol

Or maybe I need to speak with nursey and get her to up my dose !!!
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