Anybody want to buy a shiney car?

[MikeFish]

I would imagine it is a bit of a hazard to other road users on a sunny day.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-R8-5-2-F ... 147wt_1399

[sonny]

One word..Gay

[MikeFish]

Well it did / does belong to Elton John!

[MikeFish]

Does the R8 have a dog leg gear box or is that the reverse gear over at the bottom left?

[sonny]

Well it did / does belong to Elton John!

[Rick_RS4]

eltons butt plug still in the glove box

[The_Coat]

The thought of Elton having sat in that car is enough to put anyone off buying it.

[MikeFish]

I doubt 600 miles worth of anal leakage is enough to permanently damage the seats though.

[sonny]

Is that the same as anal seepage? wheres Tim when you need him lol

[MikeFish]

I think leakage refers to foreign fluids whereas seepage refers to native fluids. I'm no expert though, any professors of anal leakage / seepage care to chop in now?

[sonny]

Well you can be assured that I am not going to google that one, however it does remind me of a body building advert I once watched in the States, selling some MaxiMuscles protein powder....at the end of the advert it stated that "User may experience anal seepage". End.

Anyway I dont think I can take that V10 serious any more, I will be thinking of butt plugs and anal leakage/seepage.

[Timster]

Is that the same as anal seepage? wheres Tim when you need him lol

Wooh hooooh, hello boys. Somebody call ?

(This is the nearly the same as the V8 sh1theap that used to be around the corner from me....Chrome wrap)