RS7 APR Reflash....

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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by RIV » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:21 pm

Which is about right; if I did know my way around the female body, I'd be a biology teacher or, in the case of your mum, a bricklaying instructor.
Now that's funny :biggrin3:

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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by chunky79 » Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:41 am

Silas wrote:
Which is about right; if I did know my way around the female body, I'd be a biology teacher or, in the case of your mum, a bricklaying instructor.
Now that's funny :biggrin3:
See, I don't get it. Lost on me, scratched my head and still nothin, nada, not a jot. Please explain -
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by bam_bam » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:03 am

Coz your mum is like a brick - heavy, flat on both sides and always getting passed around by Romanians.
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by chunky79 » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:55 am

Oh. Well, you knows what they say, you have to explain a joke.........
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by bam_bam » Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:38 am

What does that say about the person who begged for it to be explained?
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by chunky79 » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:47 am

Begged?
What is says is, you were dragged down to my level again , easily.
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by bam_bam » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:57 am

Please and thank you = begging on this forum.
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by chunky79 » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:58 am

Well, guilty as charged m'lady.
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by VARSITY » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:31 pm

Whats a drag strip anyway?

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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by doodlebug » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:43 pm

Is that like a landing strip?

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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by chunky79 » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:01 pm

Brazilian?
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by chunky79 » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:02 pm

Bam's paid to see plenty of drags strip.
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by doodlebug » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:04 pm

That would make it back, sack and crack, no?

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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by chunky79 » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:08 pm

Thought it was > ! The . being the clitorythingy.
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Re: RS7 APR Reflash....

Post by doodlebug » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:14 pm

The clitorwhat? Or upside down ! Where . Is the starfish.

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