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Ape load
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 8:09 pm
by skirs6
Re: Ape load
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 8:36 pm
by Eddie555
Where was you taking bam_bam?
Re: Ape load
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 9:17 pm
by skirs6
Re: Ape load
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 10:58 pm
by bam_bam
Eddie555 wrote: βSat May 19, 2018 8:36 pm
Where was you taking bam_bam?
He was driving me to shag your missus. Oh the things I'll do for bananas.
Re: Ape load
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 11:09 pm
by Eddie555
bam_bam wrote: βSat May 19, 2018 10:58 pm
Eddie555 wrote: βSat May 19, 2018 8:36 pm
Where was you taking bam_bam?
He was driving me to shag your missus. Oh the things I'll do for bananas.
I doubt that. Sheβd go apeshit on you for eating all the bananas.
Re: Ape load
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 12:21 am
by chunky79
bam_bam wrote: βSat May 19, 2018 10:58 pm
Eddie555 wrote: βSat May 19, 2018 8:36 pm
Where was you taking bam_bam?
He was driving me to shag your missus. Oh the things I'll do for flesh bananas.
Fixed
Re: Ape load
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 4:43 pm
by Markp
Beats my Retriever.
Re: Ape load
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 10:14 pm
by G pat
I've shagged worse than that
Re: Ape load
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 2:10 am
by chunky79
G pat wrote: βSun May 20, 2018 10:14 pm
I've shagged worse than that
Rule 1
Re: Ape load
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 10:43 am
by bam_bam
Hey Chunky, your sofa has arrived...

Re: Ape load
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 12:39 pm
by G pat
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I wasn't going to let this beauty get away, a little snap of my bride to be on our wedding day
Re: Ape load
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:53 pm
by chunky79
bam_bam wrote: βMon May 21, 2018 10:43 am
Hey Chunky, your sofa has arrived...
Cool, been waiting for that. But why are your toys on it???
Re: Ape load
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 4:24 pm
by bam_bam
chunky79 wrote: βMon May 21, 2018 3:53 pm
bam_bam wrote: βMon May 21, 2018 10:43 am
Hey Chunky, your sofa has arrived...
Cool, been waiting for that. But why are your toys on it???
Why? Because your mum was over when the delivery drivers turned up. In between blowing all of us, she said she'd loaned all of the dildoes off of you and they'd be doing her a solid giving her a couple of loads and taking the dildoes back to you. Then, just as we were spoozing all over her chest, she said you might not recognise the dildoes as she said they were all black but your mum had them redone in gold.
Re: Ape load
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 5:15 pm
by chunky79
Those aren't mine, mine don't have the balls at the base. Mother's getting a little confused in her old age, bet those are from yours when she was over last.
Anyhoo, all this lies coming out, there's been enough in the last hour of days from you!!