Ape load

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Ape load

Post by skirs6 » Sat May 19, 2018 8:09 pm

This fella got some hoots and flashes from passing cars. One of the more unusual items I’ve had in the 6 😂😂😂
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Re: Ape load

Post by Eddie555 » Sat May 19, 2018 8:36 pm

Where was you taking bam_bam?
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Re: Ape load

Post by skirs6 » Sat May 19, 2018 9:17 pm

😂

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Re: Ape load

Post by bam_bam » Sat May 19, 2018 10:58 pm

Eddie555 wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 8:36 pm
Where was you taking bam_bam?
He was driving me to shag your missus. Oh the things I'll do for bananas.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: Ape load

Post by Eddie555 » Sat May 19, 2018 11:09 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 10:58 pm
Eddie555 wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 8:36 pm
Where was you taking bam_bam?
He was driving me to shag your missus. Oh the things I'll do for bananas.
I doubt that. She’d go apeshit on you for eating all the bananas.
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Ape load

Post by chunky79 » Sun May 20, 2018 12:21 am

bam_bam wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 10:58 pm
Eddie555 wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 8:36 pm
Where was you taking bam_bam?
He was driving me to shag your missus. Oh the things I'll do for flesh bananas.
Fixed
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

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Re: Ape load

Post by Markp » Sun May 20, 2018 4:43 pm

Beats my Retriever.

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Re: Ape load

Post by G pat » Sun May 20, 2018 10:14 pm

I've shagged worse than that

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Re: Ape load

Post by chunky79 » Mon May 21, 2018 2:10 am

G pat wrote:
Sun May 20, 2018 10:14 pm
I've shagged worse than that
Rule 1
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Re: Ape load

Post by bam_bam » Mon May 21, 2018 10:43 am

Hey Chunky, your sofa has arrived...

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No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: Ape load

Post by G pat » Mon May 21, 2018 12:39 pm

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I wasn't going to let this beauty get away, a little snap of my bride to be on our wedding day
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Re: Ape load

Post by chunky79 » Mon May 21, 2018 3:53 pm

bam_bam wrote:
Mon May 21, 2018 10:43 am
Hey Chunky, your sofa has arrived...

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Cool, been waiting for that. But why are your toys on it???
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Re: Ape load

Post by bam_bam » Mon May 21, 2018 4:24 pm

chunky79 wrote:
Mon May 21, 2018 3:53 pm
bam_bam wrote:
Mon May 21, 2018 10:43 am
Hey Chunky, your sofa has arrived...

Image
Cool, been waiting for that. But why are your toys on it???
Why? Because your mum was over when the delivery drivers turned up. In between blowing all of us, she said she'd loaned all of the dildoes off of you and they'd be doing her a solid giving her a couple of loads and taking the dildoes back to you. Then, just as we were spoozing all over her chest, she said you might not recognise the dildoes as she said they were all black but your mum had them redone in gold.
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Re: Ape load

Post by chunky79 » Mon May 21, 2018 5:15 pm

Those aren't mine, mine don't have the balls at the base. Mother's getting a little confused in her old age, bet those are from yours when she was over last.

Anyhoo, all this lies coming out, there's been enough in the last hour of days from you!!
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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