Eject.
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:39 pm
Well peeps its time to say goodbye.
I have decided I am not right for the RS6PE and have pressed the eject button. Interesting experience as I leave that I wanted to share with you to try and assist.
A few weeks ago I put the car up on tootle. A lot of interest and some good bids.
Having seen the level of interest I decided to take a quick punt on Autotrader. Mistake.
I had about ten people all asking decent questions and one who wanted to see the car and make me an offer.
I organised to meet him the next day and gave him a partial post code.
We were worried and so I took some precautions.
KeylessGo so the keys were locked in a metal safe and hidden.
The Mini was parked right across the back of the Audi fully blocking it in the drive.
All keys were locked away at bedtime.
Security lights on the front of the house set to on all night.
Cameras set on permanently.
My favourite metal baseball bat by the side of the bed.
At 3am our house alarm went off.
I went downstairs with my toy.
They had smashed the lock on the back doors with a tool.
They had come in and the alarm would have gone off instantly.
Dirty shoe prints in two directions into the house.
Many draws open as they searched for the keys.
No items stolen, they walk past various shiny apple things.
Lots of marks where they went out and ran for it.
Over the fence into a neighbours garden.
We had the police around in less than 3-4 minutes which is great considering we are in the countryside.
Great reaction and support from the boys in blue. I will never speed again (might be a lie there somewhere)
So new locks on all the rear doors. Very high security anti-burst locks.
Tracker dog turned up 20 mins later and got a lock but it stopped on the neighbours drive so suspicion is they parks on my neighbours to make the getaway.
Two of them came in the house (Timberland and Nike shoes. Plod were real geeks on foot print, impressive)
The good news is that our cameras caught them on cloud/USB/stick. We got a couple of lovely photos of one of them.
They are clearly well practiced according to plod, gloves, tools.
We think we know who the person was from the inbound call and have made the link to that as well.
So we moved the car off site to a secure location and locked it away.
I cleared the advert off Autotrader
Tootle were very helpful. (cannot say the same for Autotrader)
We beefed up the security/CCTV and floodlit the place for the rest of the week.
I got some more toys to go with my baseball bat.
They did not come back.
I made a private sale to someone I know to get it out of the way.
Plod told me the following.
RS6 is one of the highest risk cars out there at the moment.
Just don't sell it from your home at all.
Dont give out ANY private information.
Don't let the plate be seen.
Have at least one person with you at all times.
Conduct all meetings in a secure area so they cannot force you to give them the keys and drive off.
I can say that the person who called had a Brummy voice.
I can say that they are asian
I can say that they have some very well sculptured eyebrows.
I will let the police do the rest.
Four days after our burglary a neighbours friend with an RS6 had the same. Break in going after keys and nothing else stolen. Again the alarm and good positioning of the keys meant they still had the car at the end.
If you are the pleb that tried it on then I trust that you hear a door knock shortly. We got a great photo of you.
So to all of you with a car.
I hope you have a better experience when you come to sell yours.
I now just need to work out what I am going to replace it with. I know its not going to be another RS.
I have decided I am not right for the RS6PE and have pressed the eject button. Interesting experience as I leave that I wanted to share with you to try and assist.
A few weeks ago I put the car up on tootle. A lot of interest and some good bids.
Having seen the level of interest I decided to take a quick punt on Autotrader. Mistake.
I had about ten people all asking decent questions and one who wanted to see the car and make me an offer.
I organised to meet him the next day and gave him a partial post code.
We were worried and so I took some precautions.
KeylessGo so the keys were locked in a metal safe and hidden.
The Mini was parked right across the back of the Audi fully blocking it in the drive.
All keys were locked away at bedtime.
Security lights on the front of the house set to on all night.
Cameras set on permanently.
My favourite metal baseball bat by the side of the bed.
At 3am our house alarm went off.
I went downstairs with my toy.
They had smashed the lock on the back doors with a tool.
They had come in and the alarm would have gone off instantly.
Dirty shoe prints in two directions into the house.
Many draws open as they searched for the keys.
No items stolen, they walk past various shiny apple things.
Lots of marks where they went out and ran for it.
Over the fence into a neighbours garden.
We had the police around in less than 3-4 minutes which is great considering we are in the countryside.
Great reaction and support from the boys in blue. I will never speed again (might be a lie there somewhere)
So new locks on all the rear doors. Very high security anti-burst locks.
Tracker dog turned up 20 mins later and got a lock but it stopped on the neighbours drive so suspicion is they parks on my neighbours to make the getaway.
Two of them came in the house (Timberland and Nike shoes. Plod were real geeks on foot print, impressive)
The good news is that our cameras caught them on cloud/USB/stick. We got a couple of lovely photos of one of them.
They are clearly well practiced according to plod, gloves, tools.
We think we know who the person was from the inbound call and have made the link to that as well.
So we moved the car off site to a secure location and locked it away.
I cleared the advert off Autotrader
Tootle were very helpful. (cannot say the same for Autotrader)
We beefed up the security/CCTV and floodlit the place for the rest of the week.
I got some more toys to go with my baseball bat.
They did not come back.
I made a private sale to someone I know to get it out of the way.
Plod told me the following.
RS6 is one of the highest risk cars out there at the moment.
Just don't sell it from your home at all.
Dont give out ANY private information.
Don't let the plate be seen.
Have at least one person with you at all times.
Conduct all meetings in a secure area so they cannot force you to give them the keys and drive off.
I can say that the person who called had a Brummy voice.
I can say that they are asian
I can say that they have some very well sculptured eyebrows.
I will let the police do the rest.
Four days after our burglary a neighbours friend with an RS6 had the same. Break in going after keys and nothing else stolen. Again the alarm and good positioning of the keys meant they still had the car at the end.
If you are the pleb that tried it on then I trust that you hear a door knock shortly. We got a great photo of you.
So to all of you with a car.
I hope you have a better experience when you come to sell yours.
I now just need to work out what I am going to replace it with. I know its not going to be another RS.
