Don't mock me...

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by zappy-chops » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:18 pm

Fair enough. I really didn't spend any time reading the ad. :bigblink:

These then? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Mud-Flap ... rk:14:pf:0

It's quite fun the tat you can find on flee-bay.
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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Daveperc » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:15 pm

OK - good spot - claims it'll fit - ordered.

Will follow Rule 1 when theyre on! :jump_clap:

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by MikeFish » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:18 pm

I think this might be what you are looking for:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B009QX ... =114633031
RS6 Performance Panther Black KW Adjustable springs, Milltek Non-Res, exhaust valves disconnected & valve delete units fitted, TSW Bathurst, Eventuri intake

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Daveperc » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:35 am

I think this might be what you are looking for:
Disappointed in you Mike - I was confidently expecting a pic of some you had in your store cupboard along with a message they weren't for sale!! :lol:

And as for your suggestion - I've always worked on the basis that prevention is better than cure! :thumb:

Don't worry, pics will follow - when I've had time to put them on!

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Anth » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:36 pm

This post ruined my RS6 ownership. Please part ex Dave and get your self to Volvo immediately in order to restore the balance .
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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Daveperc » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:10 pm

Oddly I actually moved into RS ownership from a couple of Volvo V70R's - the 4 wheel drive version used by the police. Good cars, but used to eat propshaft bearings!

And before you all get too heated about the flaps, they must exist because in parts of Europe they are mandatory on the rear of the vehicle because they have extensive dirt roads! Still, perhaps if Brexit fails, they'll introduce that rule over here - then we'll see who's smiling!! :rocker: :rocker:

Mine are currently in transit in Poland apparently!! :boots:

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Sedge5 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:19 am

Surrey Sam wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:42 am
Daveperc wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:24 pm
There, now I'll get my tweed jacket and pipe... :drink: :drink:
Even that stereotype would kick you out.

Think more along the lines of stained Beige trousers, knitted tank top and a comb over.

Mudflaps on a RS...honestly :bash:
Let him be, c'mon now.... :biggrin3:
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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Sedge5 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:22 am

MikeFish wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:18 pm
I think this might be what you are looking for:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B009QX ... =114633031
Got one of those, Mike but for my drive. Still prefer my neighbour's laundry for wiping my boots clean.... :jump:
RS6 C7 PE - current
S6 C7 Avant - too hesitant, not enough power
A6 C7, 2.0 TDI......aghhhhh
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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by MikeFish » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:34 am

Sedge5 wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:22 am
MikeFish wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:18 pm
I think this might be what you are looking for:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B009QX ... =114633031
Got one of those, Mike but for my drive. Still prefer my neighbour's laundry for wiping my boots clean.... :jump:
Haha reminds me of the story my mate told me (not sure if it was true or not) where he was dying for a crap on the way home from a night out and climbed into a garden for said poo. He then used the sheets on the washing line to wipe his Gary. The next day when the opened the front door, the shitty bed sheets were on his doorstep with a note that read "once you've washed and returned the sheets you can have your wallet back".
RS6 Performance Panther Black KW Adjustable springs, Milltek Non-Res, exhaust valves disconnected & valve delete units fitted, TSW Bathurst, Eventuri intake

RS6 build thread: http://forum.rs246.com/viewtopic.php?f=76&t=119147

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Sedge5 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:59 am

MikeFish wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:34 am
Sedge5 wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:22 am
MikeFish wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:18 pm
I think this might be what you are looking for:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B009QX ... =114633031
Got one of those, Mike but for my drive. Still prefer my neighbour's laundry for wiping my boots clean.... :jump:
I bet stopped getting wasted for a while.... :biggrin3:

Haha reminds me of the story my mate told me (not sure if it was true or not) where he was dying for a crap on the way home from a night out and climbed into a garden for said poo. He then used the sheets on the washing line to wipe his Gary. The next day when the opened the front door, the shitty bed sheets were on his doorstep with a note that read "once you've washed and returned the sheets you can have your wallet back".
RS6 C7 PE - current
S6 C7 Avant - too hesitant, not enough power
A6 C7, 2.0 TDI......aghhhhh
A3 , 2.0 BE, tdi, yeahhh...

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by zappy-chops » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:02 pm

Daveperc wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:10 pm

Mine are currently in transit in Poland apparently!! :boots:
Are they here yet? 😬
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67 plate RS6 Performance (fully loaded)
66 plate Range Rover Autobiography (for wafting around)
16 plate Mini Cooper S convertible (lots of fun but rather skittish when thrashed)

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1971 Citroen DS21 - The Goddess (pure art on wheels)

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Daveperc » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:48 pm

Oh all right - they arrived this afternoon!

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Don't have time to fit at present, but did just offer up to see whether they will fit. As I suspected they are not shaped precidely to fit the RS6 (different cill shape), but I reckon a few minutes with a Stanley knife and I should have that sorted!

Oh - and the rubber smell..... :bigblink:

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by zappy-chops » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:19 pm

Still not fitted or too shy to show everyone how they look? :bigblink:
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66 plate Range Rover Autobiography (for wafting around)
16 plate Mini Cooper S convertible (lots of fun but rather skittish when thrashed)

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1971 Citroen DS21 - The Goddess (pure art on wheels)

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by Surrey Sam » Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:57 am

Either way, he's dead to us now!

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Re: Don't mock me...

Post by bam_bam » Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:21 am

RS flaps?! Does this mean Dave will park his car one day, only to return and discover an Audi 'enthusiast', enthusiastically bringing himself off against the flaps of an RS?
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