Gotta Love Adverts

Post by **Iain** » Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:25 am

https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds ... nt/8531370

"The car has not been tuned and has never been launched or tracked which is visible from the condition of the car as it is an unmolested un-abused example"

Got to love the revo Stickers all over it.

Post by **FaisalJ** » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:17 am

They’re not exactly hard to miss either!

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Post by **NME** » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:29 am

Gotta love the punctuation as well!

Post by **Eddie555** » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:38 am

Can anybody explain to me how they have the ceramic coating “Validated Twice a week”?

Post by **stevo55** » Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:02 am

Plus the fact that he fills his entire advert description space spinning the story about how much he’s cared for it and how much he loves it yadda yadda yadda, and not a single word about spec/servicing/anything really! Can see it’s got pano roof but all prospective buyers are left guessing as to what spec it has. Take an ‘F’ fella!

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Post by **NME** » Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:58 pm

Eddie555 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:38 am
Can anybody explain to me how they have the ceramic coating “Validated Twice a week”?

I think he loves it so much that he has it flown to the NASA jet propulsion laboratory twice a week so they can scan to make sure it is still intact.

Post by **doodlebug** » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:02 pm

I think he went to Uranus.

Post by **House89** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:38 pm

He spent 3 months looking for it and finally found his dream car, only to sell it 5 months later.

Bought and can’t afford to service and run it maybe!!

Also, help me out, it says “1 owner” does that mean he bought it new from Audi?? Otherwise it would be “2 owners” wouldn’t it??

Post by **don0301** » Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:11 pm

House89 wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:38 pm
He spent 3 months looking for it and finally found his dream car, only to sell it 5 months later.

Bought and can’t afford to service and run it maybe!!

Also, help me out, it says “1 owner” does that mean he bought it new from Audi?? Otherwise it would be “2 owners” wouldn’t it??

Probably a "trader" and been running it?? *shrug*

Post by **Evil Derboy** » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:14 pm

"please excuse lack of photos as I'm currently at university away from home so have been unable to picture the car "

Ominous given that there's load so photos on the ad!?

Post by **SAP1N** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:01 am

I've seen this car regularly over the past few months and the driver is a teenager at university. The car was registered on 21st March 2015 and the VIN is WUAZZZ4G9FN901617. It previously had the registration SAP1N.

With regards to the "never launched" comment, every time I have seen the car, the "child" in the drivers' seat has been launching it. He will park it up for a couple of hours on double-yellows, presumably going to his lectures. He then turns back up with a group of friends, gets in, revs the nuts off it from cold and then launch it down the road (20 mph limit) towards other students who are crossing the road.

His comment about not looking for "clearly cars that had been abused" is telling as that is exactly what he has done to this car whilst in his possession. I have never seen it driven in anything other than an aggressive and dangerous manner. I have heard it more often than I've seen it as the sound is unmistakeable.

One to avoid.

Post by **House89** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:18 am

SAP1N wrote:I've seen this car regularly over the past few months and the driver is a teenager at university. The car was registered on 21st March 2015 and the VIN is WUAZZZ4G9FN901617. It previously had the registration SAP1N.

With regards to the "never launched" comment, every time I have seen the car, the "child" in the drivers' seat has been launching it. He will park it up for a couple of hours on double-yellows, presumably going to his lectures. He then turns back up with a group of friends, gets in, revs the nuts off it from cold and then launch it down the road (20 mph limit) towards other students who are crossing the road.

His comment about not looking for "clearly cars that had been abused" is telling as that is exactly what he has done to this car whilst in his possession. I have never seen it driven in anything other than an aggressive and dangerous manner. I have heard it more often than I've seen it as the sound is unmistakeable.

One to avoid.

Ooooooo a whistleblower under a new identity!!!!

Now this, I love!!

The plot thickens!!!

Post by **P300** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:53 am

You really can't make this stuff up. The advert implied the bloke was a kid but who the hell can buy an RS6 at university. Surely it should read - 'Selling Daddy's RS6 after I ragged the balls off it'

Post by **MrHilario** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:03 am

"I managed to come across this gem in one of the Audi RS6 forums"

It wasn't this place was it?

Post by **House89** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:04 am

Andrew Bird wrote:You really can't make this stuff up. The advert implied the bloke was a kid but who the hell can buy an RS6 at university. Surely it should read - 'Selling Daddy's RS6 after I ragged the balls off it'

Or “spent my student loan, now fees are due and I’m in the red”

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