Before I buy one what should I know?

[doodlebug]

You need some pigs. No need to put them in the boot.

[Eddie555]

You need some pigs. No need to put them in the boot.

Always beware of the guy that owns a pig farm!!! Lmfyao.

[doodlebug]

Don't forget to remove the hair and teeth.

[Eddie555]

Don't forget to remove the hair and teeth.

My biatches don't have any teeth. I had 1 fcuker bite down on a punter. Since then I remove their teeth before I put them out to work. Once bitten twice shy!!!

[doodlebug]

Best way. Nothing as horrific as a toothy nosh.

[Iggy_GTR]

Why is a GTR always put up against C7 RS6. It's a totally different car. One is a super car eater dressed as a family estate. The other is a Japanese two seater. The other big question is " How many bulk bags can you fit in a GTR ? " answer. NONE

Not pitching the R35 against anything..!
Just saying, after having a R35 for a few years...which I enjoyed on track & Euro run, I fancy trying my 1st performance Audi.

[MikeFish]

6 in the boot? I'm not talking about your 4 foot hoes, I'm talking a bout normal size ones.

[MikeFish]

Don't forget to remove the hair and teeth.

My biatches don't have any teeth. I had 1 fcuker bite down on a punter. Since then I remove their teeth before I put them out to work. Once bitten twice shy!!!

Don't lie, you geriatric hoes have not had a tooth between them since 1996... when they were in their 70s

[Eddie555]

6 in the boot? I'm not talking about your 4 foot hoes, I'm talking a bout normal size ones.

Yellow bellies don't come any taller. Innit.

[Eddie555]

Don't forget to remove the hair and teeth.

My biatches don't have any teeth. I had 1 fcuker bite down on a punter. Since then I remove their teeth before I put them out to work. Once bitten twice shy!!!

Don't lie, you geriatric hoes have not had a tooth between them since 1996... when they were in their 70s

Damn. I thought we were friends!! That why I let you sample the youngest one at 84. You asked for a experienced one and that's what I let you use. Didn't expect you to let the world know that's your preference dude.

[MikeFish]

Whatever happened to client / pimp confidentiality? FFS

[Tadass910]

Well buying new car is actually waste of money, going from salon it will lose some percent of value I am not talking how much money you will lose after 2 years, best option to get a used car from Audi center

[chandler99]

What did you get Chris, if you don't mind me asking?

[Tadass910]

Why is a GTR always put up against C7 RS6. It's a totally different car. One is a super car eater dressed as a family estate. The other is a Japanese two seater. The other big question is " How many bulk bags can you fit in a GTR ? " answer. NONE

Plus gtr lost a drag race to wagon https://youtu.be/YVz4P63sTNE