I spy with my little eye ...
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Colostomy bag and piles?
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To the A6, spot on
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Re: I spy with my little eye ...
everyone needs a photocopier.....
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2016 RS3
2018 VW Tiguan
2010 Smart fourtwo
Sold but never forgotten:
2014 RS4 Sepang Blue
2015 VW Golf-R
1995 Subaru Impreza Series McRae
2012 RS3 Sepang Blue
RS4 B7 Avant Daytona
2002 Renault Avantime V6
2006 2-door Impreza STi
2009 TT TDi Quattro
10 Subaru's inc 22B type UK
Renault Clio V6 MK2
Civic Type-R's Mk1, 2 and 3
Renault Spider, Lotus Exige MK1
Renault Clio 197, Renault Clio Williams MK1
205 GTi 1.6 & 1.9 Gutmann
2016 RS3
2018 VW Tiguan
2010 Smart fourtwo
Sold but never forgotten:
2014 RS4 Sepang Blue
2015 VW Golf-R
1995 Subaru Impreza Series McRae
2012 RS3 Sepang Blue
RS4 B7 Avant Daytona
2002 Renault Avantime V6
2006 2-door Impreza STi
2009 TT TDi Quattro
10 Subaru's inc 22B type UK
Renault Clio V6 MK2
Civic Type-R's Mk1, 2 and 3
Renault Spider, Lotus Exige MK1
Renault Clio 197, Renault Clio Williams MK1
205 GTi 1.6 & 1.9 Gutmann
Re: I spy with my little eye ...
Only way to copy your arse!
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Do you still get piles with a colostomy bag?Colostomy bag and piles?
Just a thought!!
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You do, it's just that they call it "Jag drivers pipe blockage". For Jag drivers there's a special tool costing £500, for Ford drivers they just use a wire coat hanger and a rough stabbing motion.RIV wrote:Do you still get piles with a colostomy bag?Colostomy bag and piles?
Just a thought!!
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: I spy with my little eye ...
Is this why DK has red seats ?You do, it's just that they call it "Jag drivers pipe blockage". For Jag drivers there's a special tool costing £500, for Ford drivers they just use a wire coat hanger and a rough stabbing motion.
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Would have worked if brown seats, red, nah, dunna work.RIV wrote:Is this why DK has red seats ?You do, it's just that they call it "Jag drivers pipe blockage". For Jag drivers there's a special tool costing £500, for Ford drivers they just use a wire coat hanger and a rough stabbing motion.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: I spy with my little eye ...
Ugh ..... thats a disgusting thought. Nearly as bad as driving a Yaaagwaar
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I am due to collect my XE on Thursday, looking forward to it.
The spec is
2.0d 180 Auto R-Sport
IRR
Black Pack
Pano roof
19" black Venoms
Jet/Red interior
Will be sad to hand this in
11 months. 26,000 miles. 1 service. 4 new tyres. 1 set of rear brake pads.
Really really enjoyed this car.
The 3.0V6 275PS 600Nm is a super smooth engine with bucket loads of torque which allows for swift yet smooth progress.
ZF8 is a super gearbox.
Sitting on 20" wheels the ride comfort was impeccable, meaning it would munch through hundreds of miles and I could get out the other end with no fatigue.
Whilst it was a barge, it didn't feel like one, and you could still hustle it and drive it like a c*nt and it would make you smile.
500 miles to a tank of the black stuff.
Practical, spacious. Lovely interior which felt really special with the Carbon Fibre and copious amounts of leather.
I will miss it, but as much as I enjoyed it, it is old generation, having launched in 2008 times move on.
Looking forward to the XE and will put an order in for the all-new XF S with 300PS 700Nm and (100)kg
The spec is
2.0d 180 Auto R-Sport
IRR
Black Pack
Pano roof
19" black Venoms
Jet/Red interior
Will be sad to hand this in
11 months. 26,000 miles. 1 service. 4 new tyres. 1 set of rear brake pads.
Really really enjoyed this car.
The 3.0V6 275PS 600Nm is a super smooth engine with bucket loads of torque which allows for swift yet smooth progress.
ZF8 is a super gearbox.
Sitting on 20" wheels the ride comfort was impeccable, meaning it would munch through hundreds of miles and I could get out the other end with no fatigue.
Whilst it was a barge, it didn't feel like one, and you could still hustle it and drive it like a c*nt and it would make you smile.
500 miles to a tank of the black stuff.
Practical, spacious. Lovely interior which felt really special with the Carbon Fibre and copious amounts of leather.
I will miss it, but as much as I enjoyed it, it is old generation, having launched in 2008 times move on.
Looking forward to the XE and will put an order in for the all-new XF S with 300PS 700Nm and (100)kg
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The only jag that floats my boat is a an E-Type light weight.
RS4 B7, Mugello Blue, K&W V3 & HR ARBs, set up by Centre Gravity, Milltek Valved Non Res & cat bypass pipes, BMC air filter, braided hoses, DOT 5.1, Terraclean, MRC Full Carbon Clean, MRC remap 448PS 477NM, 20" S7 alloys with 4mm spacers & Hawke spigots 66.6 > 57.1, AP Racing front discs. Sold Sept 2019. Now rocking an F80 M3
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Covkiller wrote:The only jag that floats my boat is a an E-Type light weight.
really ?
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I stand corrected. Now you're talking.
RS4 B7, Mugello Blue, K&W V3 & HR ARBs, set up by Centre Gravity, Milltek Valved Non Res & cat bypass pipes, BMC air filter, braided hoses, DOT 5.1, Terraclean, MRC Full Carbon Clean, MRC remap 448PS 477NM, 20" S7 alloys with 4mm spacers & Hawke spigots 66.6 > 57.1, AP Racing front discs. Sold Sept 2019. Now rocking an F80 M3
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Oooooo! Sex wee everywhere.HYFR wrote:Covkiller wrote:The only jag that floats my boat is a an E-Type light weight.
really ?
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Only one problem...
Its a farkin old mans motor. My great granddad would go mental for it though
Its a farkin old mans motor. My great granddad would go mental for it though
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