I spy with my little eye ...

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by doodlebug » Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:52 pm

Colostomy bag and piles?

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by HYFR » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:53 pm

To the A6, spot on

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by Revolution » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:57 pm

everyone needs a photocopier.....
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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by doodlebug » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:00 pm

Only way to copy your arse!

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by RIV » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:07 pm

Colostomy bag and piles?
Do you still get piles with a colostomy bag?
Just a thought!!

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by bam_bam » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:49 am

RIV wrote:
Colostomy bag and piles?
Do you still get piles with a colostomy bag?
Just a thought!!
You do, it's just that they call it "Jag drivers pipe blockage". For Jag drivers there's a special tool costing £500, for Ford drivers they just use a wire coat hanger and a rough stabbing motion.
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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by RIV » Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:22 pm

You do, it's just that they call it "Jag drivers pipe blockage". For Jag drivers there's a special tool costing £500, for Ford drivers they just use a wire coat hanger and a rough stabbing motion.
Is this why DK has red seats ?

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by chunky79 » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:00 am

RIV wrote:
You do, it's just that they call it "Jag drivers pipe blockage". For Jag drivers there's a special tool costing £500, for Ford drivers they just use a wire coat hanger and a rough stabbing motion.
Is this why DK has red seats ?
Would have worked if brown seats, red, nah, dunna work.
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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by bobededog » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:17 am

Ugh ..... thats a disgusting thought. Nearly as bad as driving a Yaaagwaar

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by HYFR » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:46 pm

I am due to collect my XE on Thursday, looking forward to it.

The spec is

2.0d 180 Auto R-Sport
IRR
Black Pack
Pano roof
19" black Venoms
Jet/Red interior

Will be sad to hand this in

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11 months. 26,000 miles. 1 service. 4 new tyres. 1 set of rear brake pads.
Really really enjoyed this car.
The 3.0V6 275PS 600Nm is a super smooth engine with bucket loads of torque which allows for swift yet smooth progress.
ZF8 is a super gearbox.
Sitting on 20" wheels the ride comfort was impeccable, meaning it would munch through hundreds of miles and I could get out the other end with no fatigue.
Whilst it was a barge, it didn't feel like one, and you could still hustle it and drive it like a c*nt and it would make you smile.
500 miles to a tank of the black stuff.
Practical, spacious. Lovely interior which felt really special with the Carbon Fibre and copious amounts of leather.
I will miss it, but as much as I enjoyed it, it is old generation, having launched in 2008 times move on.
Looking forward to the XE and will put an order in for the all-new XF S with 300PS 700Nm and (100)kg

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by Covkiller » Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:43 pm

The only jag that floats my boat is a an E-Type light weight.
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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by HYFR » Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:58 pm

Covkiller wrote:The only jag that floats my boat is a an E-Type light weight.

really ?

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by Covkiller » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:46 pm

I stand corrected. Now you're talking.
RS4 B7, Mugello Blue, K&W V3 & HR ARBs, set up by Centre Gravity, Milltek Valved Non Res & cat bypass pipes, BMC air filter, braided hoses, DOT 5.1, Terraclean, MRC Full Carbon Clean, MRC remap 448PS 477NM, 20" S7 alloys with 4mm spacers & Hawke spigots 66.6 > 57.1, AP Racing front discs. Sold Sept 2019. Now rocking an F80 M3

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by bam_bam » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:37 pm

HYFR wrote:
Covkiller wrote:The only jag that floats my boat is a an E-Type light weight.

really ?

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Re: I spy with my little eye ...

Post by S4WON » Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:11 pm

Only one problem...

Its a farkin old mans motor. My great granddad would go mental for it though

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