Alpina B5s vs MRC'd C5 RS6
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 2:11 pm
So I picked up the car from MRC today, topped it up with Tesco99 and headed for home via the M40. I came across an Alpina early on, the driver must have been some sort of magpie as he'd festooned the rear of his car with every possible badge available "BMW M-Power Alpina B10 V8 S", it read. I swear this magpie had filled the length of his boot lid. He pulled over into the middle lane with a slight challenge and was duly dispatched, left founding wanting.
The traffic was very light and I soon happened upon a less conspicuous 'new shape' Beemer, this time the boot lid read Alpina B5s and it was on a '60 plate, "two Alpina scalps in one day, my cupeth runneth over", or so I thought. He was stuck behind a slower moving tool but up ahead was a massive section of clear road. Finally, said tool pulled over and Mister B5s nailed it at about the same time I did, once clear of Mr. Tool, Mister B5s made room for me by depositing himself in the middle lane. There was nothing ahead us for miles and we both stayed the same distance apart at WOT. By the time we'd caught up to any meaningful traffic worth slowing down for, there was at least 18 to the factor of 10 showing on my clocks. Due to him being middle lane bound, he chickened first and I shot ahead around a sweeper, he didn't follow at pace and I was moving around over bumps but kept it at half throttle, I was wide awake by this point with my starfish puckering the leather a number times.
Once he'd caught up and I'd negotiated another road tool, we were off again, me pulling into middle lane this time and him following outside. He was losing a little ground but for the most part it was a retake of run no.1.
We did this a couple more times in clear traffic, each time, nothing in it, top fun and a very good yardstick for my car. I was really happy with how it represented. He finally broke away before the M25 (giving up a flashing salute and me offering a long held thumbs up). The B5s was certainly a fast car with some great roll-on acceleration and it's something to be said for capacity, transmission and drive-train losses. The styling did nothing for me though, not that I had much time to even look at the thing. Underestimate the B5s at your own peril.
The traffic was very light and I soon happened upon a less conspicuous 'new shape' Beemer, this time the boot lid read Alpina B5s and it was on a '60 plate, "two Alpina scalps in one day, my cupeth runneth over", or so I thought. He was stuck behind a slower moving tool but up ahead was a massive section of clear road. Finally, said tool pulled over and Mister B5s nailed it at about the same time I did, once clear of Mr. Tool, Mister B5s made room for me by depositing himself in the middle lane. There was nothing ahead us for miles and we both stayed the same distance apart at WOT. By the time we'd caught up to any meaningful traffic worth slowing down for, there was at least 18 to the factor of 10 showing on my clocks. Due to him being middle lane bound, he chickened first and I shot ahead around a sweeper, he didn't follow at pace and I was moving around over bumps but kept it at half throttle, I was wide awake by this point with my starfish puckering the leather a number times.
Once he'd caught up and I'd negotiated another road tool, we were off again, me pulling into middle lane this time and him following outside. He was losing a little ground but for the most part it was a retake of run no.1.
We did this a couple more times in clear traffic, each time, nothing in it, top fun and a very good yardstick for my car. I was really happy with how it represented. He finally broke away before the M25 (giving up a flashing salute and me offering a long held thumbs up). The B5s was certainly a fast car with some great roll-on acceleration and it's something to be said for capacity, transmission and drive-train losses. The styling did nothing for me though, not that I had much time to even look at the thing. Underestimate the B5s at your own peril.