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Was on delivery to a house out in the sticks today only to see half their metal fence being replaced and the tree (at least 2 ft thick) outside their driveway virtually snapped in 2.
When I asked about it, it turns out a stolen Audi (they didn't know model just that it was big) lost control on the bend and caused this mess.
From their cctv footage it was calculated the car was travelling in excess of 90mph on this single track road.

The driver of the car lived and is now behind bars.

Why do these scumbags always survive these wrecks! If it was you or me we'd be in the morgue not jail...

Glad they got him anyway. Thanks for sharing.

Teutonic Tuner wrote:Why do these scumbags always survive these wrecks! If it was you or me we'd be in the morgue not jail...

Because we'd have a heart-attack after killing our P&J. It ain't their car, it ain't any bother to them. Scum.

yep big scum.

i came home the other day and found 3 chavs looking round my car, which may not sound too bad, but i have a gated drive. and they had the cheek to open the gates, walk down the drive and peek under the car cover!

every time the dog barks now i go and have a look!

Private property, their kneecaps should've mysteriously broken against your cricket bat.

bam_bam wrote:Private property, their kneecaps should've mysteriously broken against your cricket bat.

Or you could have just let the dog loose... Then smash the kneecaps... Lol

my thoughts exactly,

my dog is no good though, he'd prob lick them to death first!

i have now had 3 attempted break ins at home, neighbours dont seem to have much trouble so all i can assume is that its due to the rs4 on the drive.

first break in they came in through the garage door at 3am while we were asleep upstairs, this worked out well as they came face to face with my 2 german shepherds in the kitchen and all hell broke loose, we were cleaning up burgalar blood all the next day.

second the mrs heard somthing downstairs and went into dining room while 2 chavs were trying to prise the patio doors off their hinges with a spade

then last week they prised the beading off the double glazed unit in the kitchen to try and remove the glass, which luckily was siliconed in place, but they fucked up the frame goon n proper.

next week am fitting beams in the garden and upgrading the alarm system as its getting beyond a joke now.

I heard that burglar blood is the best blood you can ever clean up, it gets better the more that the burglar was injured, by this rationale, dead burglar blood is best.

voyager162 wrote:i have now had 3 attempted break ins at home, neighbours dont seem to have much trouble so all i can assume is that its due to the rs4 on the drive.

first break in they came in through the garage door at 3am while we were asleep upstairs, this worked out well as they came face to face with my 2 german shepherds in the kitchen and all hell broke loose, we were cleaning up burgalar blood all the next day.

second the mrs heard somthing downstairs and went into dining room while 2 chavs were trying to prise the patio doors off their hinges with a spade

then last week they prised the beading off the double glazed unit in the kitchen to try and remove the glass, which luckily was siliconed in place, but they fucked up the frame goon n proper.

next week am fitting beams in the garden and upgrading the alarm system as its getting beyond a joke now.

Tossers, glad to hear the dogs were on duty and did their job.

Nice touch sending the wife downstairs too.

PaulRS4 wrote:

voyager162 wrote:i have now had 3 attempted break ins at home, neighbours dont seem to have much trouble so all i can assume is that its due to the rs4 on the drive.

first break in they came in through the garage door at 3am while we were asleep upstairs, this worked out well as they came face to face with my 2 german shepherds in the kitchen and all hell broke loose, we were cleaning up burgalar blood all the next day.

second the mrs heard somthing downstairs and went into dining room while 2 chavs were trying to prise the patio doors off their hinges with a spade

then last week they prised the beading off the double glazed unit in the kitchen to try and remove the glass, which luckily was siliconed in place, but they fucked up the frame goon n proper.

next week am fitting beams in the garden and upgrading the alarm system as its getting beyond a joke now.

Tossers, glad to hear the dogs were on duty and did their job.

Nice touch sending the wife downstairs too.

If I sent my mrs down there they would have been scared off by a totally different kind of "growler"!
Scumbags though, hope the dogs savaged them good and proper. I am about to move out to the sticks and a dog is on my list before a burglar alarm!

bam_bam wrote:Private property, their kneecaps should've mysteriously broken against your cricket bat.

Damn right. The last scrote (known criminal) that was trespassing and up to no good on my Uncle's land back home, found himself with a big hole in his leg for his troubles and my Uncle visited him in jail or hospital later to remind him what would happen the next time that he made that mistake .

Every time, I would do everything necessary to protect my home, loved ones and property without a second thought and if that involves stomping a noggin or 2 then so be it. These sons of b!tches would have no qualms doing it to you most of the time. I have almost lost count of the amount of altercations I have got in to outside my house where I have had to go outside and deal with the local scum when they are up to no good and nobody else will step up. Grrr. The scrotes have just about remembered not to do any of that outside here these days.

The only thing to always bear in mind - there is *always* somebody more derranged, looney and evil than you (unless your name is Bam_bam then granted you're pretty much at the apex of that list )

adsgreen wrote:The only thing to always bear in mind - there is *always* somebody more derranged, looney and evil than you (unless your name is Bam_bam then granted you're pretty much at the apex of that list )

Phew, I thought you were going to mention me.

Yep Bam_Bam is like Kaiser Soze! (Love your comment marv8!)