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April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:15 pm
by HYFR
Ok, Shoppinit has won the inaugural March post of the month....
entries for April, as and when you come across it
My first nomination is for Bam_Bam:
V800RS6 wrote:Got a bit of a drive coming up soon - NE Scotland to SE England....! .... anyone car to guess what my standard RS6 Avant will achieve.....?
bam_bam wrote:8MPG and 12 points if you do it correctly.
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:15 pm
by daytonamc
Brilliant!
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:31 pm
by amanda1
aka_dk wrote:Ok, Shoppinit has won the inaugural March post of the month....
entries for April, as and when you come across it
My first nomination is for Bam_Bam:
V800RS6 wrote:Got a bit of a drive coming up soon - NE Scotland to SE England....! .... anyone car to guess what my standard RS6 Avant will achieve.....?
bam_bam wrote:8MPG and 12 points if you do it correctly.
Snigger
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:24 pm
by HYFR
another one
Cornishmoocher wrote:Who cares... ???
680 miles = 4 hours.
and very true, the MPG function is about as much use as tits on a fish.
They should replace it with in order of consumption so worst-
below average
average
best :wanker:
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:19 pm
by bam_bam
Mooch is here, this is going to be a good month.
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:55 pm
by Shoppinit
I nominate this:
bam_bam wrote:Will340 wrote:philroach wrote:why bother , use it as an excuse to go to RNS-E , superior in every way
What if I got the 2 RNS-D units and taped them together...
Hahaha, that'd be a "RNS-Double D". You can't get one of those, you'd be forever tweaking the nipples and you'd never make it out of the driveway!
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:51 am
by bam_bam
Shoppinit wrote:
Sounds like your DRC could be kaput. Mine sticks to the road like a rash to a 50 year old prostitue's axe wound.
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:56 am
by PhilT
sonny wrote:Most of us are at work
I thought Sonny worked here!!
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:18 pm
by sonny
LMAO
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:43 pm
by bam_bam
Shoppinit wrote:
Sounds like your DRC could be kaput. Mine sticks to the road like a rash to a 50 year old prostitue's axe wound.
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:13 am
by Shoppinit
Dipper wrote:Note to self- 'must remember when dogs are I the boot'! Had the pair of them plastered to the back window like a couple of stick on garfields today:)
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:44 pm
by bam_bam
svassileou wrote:Terry1948 wrote:Clarkson has told his mates that he has to fight the women off when he goes out. So who will now watch T.G.? Come on girls what do you think?
Well, "Clarkson Babe Magnet"
is an anagram of "Sacrament Bagel Knob" - perhaps this explains it?
Superb post Svassileou.
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:50 pm
by iR8V10
golfather wrote:P_G wrote:Anyone got an unmodified C5 ....
Having a C5 thats not mapped is like having a big cock and using washers...
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:34 pm
by bam_bam
BenWat wrote:... when I spoke to my usual garage they helpfully suggested a leaving a live cougar on the back seat, sadly cougars are on back order : )
Re: April: Post of the month "contenders"
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:01 pm
by HYFR
bam_bam wrote:PetrolDave wrote:
A while back I had a C5 RS6 for several days as a loan car, and yes it's rapid but TBH it's up there with the Ferrari Testrossa as candidate for the Fastest Truck in the World - yes I have driven a Testarossa.
A while back I had a Haddock for several days as a loan fish, and yes it tasted good but TBH it's up there with the Hake as candidate for the best tasting fish in the World - yes I have eaten Hake.