Bad jokes !
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:12 pm
I know these are bad but they made me chuckle !!!
My dog has got no legs - I call him Cigarette.
Every night I take him out for a drag.
Man goes to doctor with a strawberry growing in his left ear.....
Doctor says "I'll give you some cream for that"
Q: I live in the artic and I don't know wether to laugh or cry. What animal am I?
A: A bipolar bear
Bloke goes into a cake shop on a hot Summer's day and asks for a wasp. "We don't sell wasps", the assistant tells him to which the man replies, "Well, you got one in the window."
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk up to a bar and the barman says, "Is this some kinda joke?"
Shakespeare went into a pub and the barman said "Get out you're Bard"
Q. How many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. You dont know, you weren' t there, man!
A survey has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.
A man keeps ringing me up and singing "Stand and Deliver" I tell him he's got the wrong number but he is adamant.
My dog has got no legs - I call him Cigarette.
Every night I take him out for a drag.
Man goes to doctor with a strawberry growing in his left ear.....
Doctor says "I'll give you some cream for that"
Q: I live in the artic and I don't know wether to laugh or cry. What animal am I?
A: A bipolar bear
Bloke goes into a cake shop on a hot Summer's day and asks for a wasp. "We don't sell wasps", the assistant tells him to which the man replies, "Well, you got one in the window."
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk up to a bar and the barman says, "Is this some kinda joke?"
Shakespeare went into a pub and the barman said "Get out you're Bard"
Q. How many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. You dont know, you weren' t there, man!
A survey has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.
A man keeps ringing me up and singing "Stand and Deliver" I tell him he's got the wrong number but he is adamant.
